Great Cthulhu T-Shirt
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Great Cthulhu T-Shirt

At GeekAlerts, we’ve seen some incredible Cthulhu Merchandise over the years. From the amazing Cthulhu Statue (and This One) to the fantastic Custom Cthulhu  Chess Set. There were many fun items, like the Cthulhu Ski Mask, Cthulhu Gargoyle Bank, Cthulhu Monopoly, and Cthulhu Yahtzee as […]

Design

Cthulhu Statue

The Cthulhu Statue is the perfect figure for lovers of Lovecraft. In his house at R’lyeh, dead Cthulhu waits dreaming no more, because he’s too excited about this highly-detailed statue that features the Great Old One rising up and calling forth the apocalypse. Is that […]

Toys

Deadpool Cthulhu

In his house at R’lyeh, dead Cthulhu becomes one with the Merc with the Mouth as Deadpool Cthulhu. Tentacles meet swords with this 9-inch-tall beastie from your worst nightmares. H.P. Lovecraft never envisioned his dark monster like this… and if he did, it’s proof the […]

Cthulhu Stress Toy
Toys

Cthulhu Stress Toy

Squeeze an ancient horror. This Cthulhu Stress Toy lets you squeeze the Elder God. Your stress will just melt away. You may lose your sanity, but at least you will be stress free. How stressed can you be with an insane mind? Squeezing this squishy […]

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Cathulhu T-Shirt

Horror has never looked as cute as it does on the Cathulhu T-Shirt. Don’t let those innocent-looking eyes fool you. The mighty Cathulhu has risen and now the whole world is his litterbox as he sits upon a book of demonic works and ponders how […]

Design

Rise Of Cthorgi Art Print

The Rise Of Cthorgi Art Print proves something I’ve suspected for some time – cats are agents of evil and they seek the downfall of Mankind. Artist Nick Ferrell has created an eye-catching and humorous 9″ x 12″ print that will appeal to dog lovers, […]

Cthulhu Hopper Ball
Toys

Cthulhu Hopper Ball

This Cthulhu Hopper Ball will let you relive some memories from the 70s and 80s, but with a character that is popular today. Hop along on the unspeakable horror. Kids from the 70s and 80s understand the magic of hopping as a form of transportation. […]

Cthulhu Mask
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Cthulhu Mask

This Halloween, go out as the ancient horror himself, Cthulhu. This Cthulhu Mask is one size fits most humans. Also, one size scares most humans. Evil has awakened and he wants your candy. You are going to be super scary this year. Cthulhu Mask Artisan […]