You may assume that Cthulhu is adept at creating anxiety, but this Cthulhu Stress Toy is actually great for relieving it. Although inspired by the malevolent cosmic entity this squishy 6″ tall will be just what you want to reach for when you’re trying to […]
At GeekAlerts, we’ve seen some incredible Cthulhu Merchandise over the years. From the amazing Cthulhu Statue (and This One) to the fantastic Custom Cthulhu Chess Set. There were many fun items, like the Cthulhu Ski Mask, Cthulhu Gargoyle Bank, Cthulhu Monopoly, and Cthulhu Yahtzee as […]
The Cthulhu Statue is the perfect figure for lovers of Lovecraft. In his house at R’lyeh, dead Cthulhu waits dreaming no more, because he’s too excited about this highly-detailed statue that features the Great Old One rising up and calling forth the apocalypse. Is that […]
The Cthulhu Playing Cards Gift Set will make your card games a terrifying affair. You get a deck of cards that contains 54 custom cards. You also get a collectible Sigil of the Gateway challenge coin. Poker and Black Jack will now lead to complete […]
In his house at R’lyeh, dead Cthulhu waits dreaming, and the Cthulhu Lava Effect Hourglass will let him know when it’s time to wake up. You don’t have to be a Great Old One or an Outer God to keep track of time in a […]
In his house at R’lyeh, dead Cthulhu becomes one with the Merc with the Mouth as Deadpool Cthulhu. Tentacles meet swords with this 9-inch-tall beastie from your worst nightmares. H.P. Lovecraft never envisioned his dark monster like this… and if he did, it’s proof the […]
Talking to fish is a lame power, huh? The Aquaman and Cthulhu Q-Fig Max Figure wants to know if the power to talk to an Elder God is lame, too. No, I didn’t think so. Measuring 5.12”wide x 7.18” high, Aquaman and Cthulhu have joined […]
The Pandemic Reign of Cthulhu Board Game will be horrifying fun for the whole family. There are over 10 Old Ones with unique powers!Plus a custom die and figures! The ancient evil known as Old Ones, are threatening to break out of their cosmic prison […]
Squeeze an ancient horror. This Cthulhu Stress Toy lets you squeeze the Elder God. Your stress will just melt away. You may lose your sanity, but at least you will be stress free. How stressed can you be with an insane mind? Squeezing this squishy […]
Horror has never looked as cute as it does on the Cathulhu T-Shirt. Don’t let those innocent-looking eyes fool you. The mighty Cathulhu has risen and now the whole world is his litterbox as he sits upon a book of demonic works and ponders how […]
The Rise Of Cthorgi Art Print proves something I’ve suspected for some time – cats are agents of evil and they seek the downfall of Mankind. Artist Nick Ferrell has created an eye-catching and humorous 9″ x 12″ print that will appeal to dog lovers, […]
This Cthulhu Glow-in-the-Dark 8-Inch Vinyl Bank will keep your savings within the eerie glow of an elder god. This bank stands 8 inches tall is is just glowing in anticipation of your savings. It is going to look great on your desk or shelf. The […]
This Cthulhu Cookies Silicone Baking Tray lets you bake cookies that look like Cthulhu himself. These cookie will instill terror in your friends and loved ones when you bake them. You will be making all kinds of baked goods in the shape of the Elder […]
The Great Old One: Cthulhu Glow in the Dark Bank will let you save your money, but not your sanity. Now you can protect your money with an Elder God. Awesome. Nobody’s gonna mess with him or your money. This bank glows in the dark […]
This Cthulhu Hopper Ball will let you relive some memories from the 70s and 80s, but with a character that is popular today. Hop along on the unspeakable horror. Kids from the 70s and 80s understand the magic of hopping as a form of transportation. […]
The Cthulhu Collector’s Edition Yahtzee Game pairs the ancient evil with the classic dice game. It comes with an intricately crafted dice cup that features the Great Old One. It also comes with Cthulhu-themed green-and-black dice. Be warned, the winner gets to keep the loser’s […]
Get ready for some horror in your classic game of Monopoly with this Cthulhu Collector’s Edition Monopoly Game. It’s the same game, but with a Lovecraft twist worthy of the Great Old One. This version features Cthulhu and H.P. Lovecraft-style imagery with game tokens straight […]
This Halloween, go out as the ancient horror himself, Cthulhu. This Cthulhu Mask is one size fits most humans. Also, one size scares most humans. Evil has awakened and he wants your candy. You are going to be super scary this year. Cthulhu Mask Artisan […]
This Legends of Cthulhu Necronomicon Collector Set will let you delve into the arcane. It has everything you could want. Inside this set, investigators of eldritch horrors will find a Welcome Letter from the Professor and the ‘Society of Cthulhu Investigators,’ a coloring book, an […]
This Do You Worship Cthulhu Card Game is fun to play and involves intergalactic demons. Sounds good already, doesn’t it? This entertaining party activity game for 5 to 30 players is going to be a blast. The rules can be learned in less than 3 […]
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