These Legends of Cthulhu Action Figures are the figures that should have been made by Kenner in the 1980s, but at least they are here now. These vintage-style action figures are inspired by the works of H.P. Lovecraft. Each has 5 points of articulation and […]
This Cthulhu Gargoyle Vinyl Bank will help you to save your money for more geek toys, but it might cost you your sanity every time you put a coin in. Save some money the Cthulhu way…with this literary and cinematic deity. He comes from the […]
This Cthulhu Santa Claus Plush could be waiting under the tree for you or someone you love. Don’t let him scare you. He is just soft and cuddly in his plush form. The Cthulhu Santa Claus Plush measures 16-inches tall and he promises to do […]
Ancient evil and eternal cute meet on the Rise of Cathulhu T-Shirt, and your nightmares will never the same again. In his house at R’lyeh, dead Cathulhu waits dreaming of catnip, clean litter boxes, and the complete annihilation of Mankind, and his millions of servants, […]
Everyone is afraid of Cthulhu, but why be afraid of the ancient evil is all he wants to do is open your beer for you? I say embrace Cthulhu by using this Cthulhu Previews Exclusive Figural Bottle Opener. This bottle opener comes straight from sunken […]
Cute meets Chaos with the Hello Cthulhu Kitty, insuring that you’ll never look at Hello Kitty the same way again. In his house at R’lyeh, dead Cthulhu Kitty waits dreaming, and H.P. Lovecraft fans will love this 2-inch-tall, handmade sculpture of polymer clay and acrylic […]
Chess is cool and there are tons of variations out there that use different characters for the chess pieces, but I think the Little Fat Cthulhu Custom Chess Set is the first one that takes the tentacled Ancient One and makes him look cute. The […]
Get a little freaky, creepy, and creative with the Betentacled Bandana, and see what kind of unique spin you can add to the idea of having tentacles on your face. Maybe you’re a fan of Cthulhu, or maybe you just feel like you’re really an […]
Show respect to the Elder Gods and have a drink to celebrate the Ancient One’s nap-time with the Tiki Cthulhu Mug. Fans of H.P. Lovecraft will want to add this highly-detailed mug to their kitchen arsenal so they can hold a little ancient horror in […]
An ancient evil has awakened and it brought with it a fragrant scent. This Cthulhu in Love Perfume is the essence of ancient evil and it makes a perfect gift this Valentine’s Day. It smells of incense, spices, kelp, sea salt, mystery, and chocolates. Just […]
Cthulhu is now in the Pest Control business. Being an ancient one, he knows that you have to diversify, otherwise he would get bored. What pests is he intent of ridding the world of? Humans, of course. This Cthulhu Pest Control Air Freshener shows the […]
You won’t know true evil until you see it squirming around in your USB port. And that is what the USB Squirming Tentacle is all about. It’s as if Cthulhu were inside your computer and breaking free. It plugs into your USB port and wiggles […]
Beards are cool. They make you look sophisticated and scholarly, or like a biker dude that people don’t want to mess with. If you are having trouble growing a crumb-catcher on your own, you could always go for the ultimate in beards. An Inflatable Cthulhu […]
I don’t know what Cthulhu’s breath smells like, but it can’t be very good. If these Cthulhu Mints are good enough for him, I really hope they’re strong enough to freshen your breath. (Or at least that’s what you’ll say when you offer your friends […]
For many Americans, each presidential election is a choice for the lesser of two evils. Perhaps it’s the negative campaigns or the corrupt media, but none of the candidates ever seems perfect. If you’re tired of voting for the lesser of two evils, why not […]
Knit holiday sweaters; you either love ’em or hate ’em. However, the Cthulhu Christmas Sweater is an atrocity that’s too funny to pass up. The model wearing this sweater is working it in a big way. He is just radiating holiday cheer. He’s like, “Ebenezer […]
When it comes to spreading holiday cheer, it’s the Cthulhu Ornament that does it best. Though he looks like one unhappy fellow, he spreads peace and joy to our hearts by summing up how we feel after hearing one Christmas carol too many. He also […]
Have you ever wondered what would happen if you combined Sulu from Star Trek with H.P. Lovecraft’s Cthulhu? Well, this funny Mr. Cthulu T-Shirt gives us a little glimpse of what might have been. The preshrunk t-shirt is available in a number of colors, sizes […]
GeekAlerts has shown you many of the handcrafted and hand painted creatures from Odd Art Fabrications and now you can get your hands on two of their best during the Tentacle Doorstop & Zombie Pencil Holder Giveaway. Made in the USA and available at the […]
Not only is the Inflatable Cthulhu Arm one of the greatest “I completely forgot about Halloween and am just going to wear this tentacle” costumes, it’s also great for all of those man caves where you have great times with the fellow geeks. Poker? Watching […]
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