TanSafe – Suntan Lotion Secret Stash Box


It’s time to hit the beach, but you want to make sure your valuables are safe while riding the waves and checking out the eye-candy, right? The TanSafe is the perfect camouflage for the beach environment because nobody would expect this innocent-looking container of sunscreen to secretly hold your most precious treasures.

TanSafe lotion container safeWell… okay, maybe that thong is holding what you think of as precious treasures, but this safe-in-disguise can hold those items that Mother Nature didn’t provide, such as your iPhone, BlackBerry, credit cards, keys, and cash. On top of that, you have to love the double entendre of the name. Tan Safe… as in the safe that stores your goodies. Get it? Anyway… moving right along.


  • 16.5cm (H) x 6.7cm (W) x 2.7cm (D)
  • Works as a stealth safe
  • Looks like an ordinary suntan lotion but secretly holds valuables
  • Contains enough space to hold most mobile phones/iPhone, credit cards, keys and cash
  • Watertight seal

You can take the stress out of your sunny fun with the TanSafe for £7.99 ($13) from Firebox.com.

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Marty Shaw

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Marty Shaw is a Texas-based writer, who is addicted to geeky gadgets and all things Doctor Who-related. When he's not trying to figure out a creative way to hitch a ride in the TARDIS, he imagines what it would be like to live through a zombie apocalypse as an uncool version of Daryl Dixon.

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