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No matter what happens in the election today, about 49% of Americans are going to be bitterly disappointed. There will either be a bunch of people upset that the future holds more government and less personal freedom, or a similar sized group upset that there will be less government to take care of the [...]

Winter is just about here, so order a Workaholics Bear Coat to stay warm while you wait for the next new episodes due in early 2013. Ever since Blake wore this on an episode of the Comedy Central TV show, I’ve been waiting to find the Workaholics bear coat for sale. Fur sure. I [...]

Do you want to know what’s totally tight butthole? New episodes of Workaholics start tonight! Also, this Workaholics Hand T-Shirt. If you didn’t know, tight butthole is good, loose butthole is bad. Also, you can pretty easily make your hand look like a tight butthole, as shown in this t-shirt. [...]

I’d love to get this Playmobil Giant Dragon with LED Fire, but I’m not sure what to name him. I can’t decide between Reptar and Cee Lo Green. Both make excellent names for a giant dragon, especially if you’re a fan of Workaholics. This huge toy dragon features an 18 inch wingspan [...]