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Just when you think you’re totally done stuffing your face with holiday candy and chocolates, up creeps the month of February – when stores fill up…

There probably isn’t a fancier doorstop than the lustrous Gold Bar Doorstop. It might even impress the likes of Donald Trump. But then again, the Donald would…

Remember that big cell phone that brothers Steve and Doug were using in “Night at the Roxbury?” They were brothers? Noooo. Yeeees. Steroidal mobiles were the butt of jokes even back…

Ever notice how some Thai restos don’t give you nearly enough water to put out the fires that burn in your mouth after eating hell-hot chili peppers? Somebody…

Remember how cool you were when you first stepped out of the house with your very own Sony Walkman turned up to full blast? And if you had that yellow…

Are you tired of serial trespassers infringing upon your territory? Send them a clear message straight from the mouth of Lord Voldemort. With the help of…

I recently got myself the most adorable Shih Tzu puppy in the whole world. She’s a feisty pup and a picky eater, which is why I…

I’ve seen some righteous, freedom-fighting Afro do’s before, but they can’t hold a candle to this Giant Inflatable Afro Wig. Giant Inflatable Afro Wig Check Out The…

You’ve seen Morphsuits before, right? They’re the unitards that literally cover you from head to toe. If you’re still fishing for ideas for Halloween costumes, why not…

To have a taste of the fabled spirit absinthe, popular in some European countries, you don’t have to search far. Absinthe Gumballs are available for your chewing pleasure, minus…

Nothing’s gonna hold back these determined speedster grannies on walkers. Hold onto your dentures ’cause the Wind-Up Racing Grannies are set to duke it out to…

Where it’s at! I got one turntable and an iPhone. The sound of LPs on a turntable can’t be beat, but how do you transfer all…

Have you burned your hands lately? If you somehow misplaced your Pacman Oven Mitts or dropped your Cool Fingers Microwave Grips somewhere and couldn’t wait any…

Cold sandwiches are delicious, but when sandwiches get toasted and the cheese inside melts and turns all gooey, sandwiches magically turn into comfort food. Many sandwich joints and…

Looking for that ultra tough USB flash drive to protect your vital information.  The i-Disk Bulletproof USB Flash Drive is just what you are looking for. …

His name was Mark. Book-mark. I say was, because look at him. He has met an untimely end as he was flattened between some book pages.…

The Googly Eyes Clock looks like an adorable pair of googly eyes, but is actually a clock. People end up with googly eyes from drinking too…

There’s just something stylish and nostalgic about the look of records. For all you vinyl lovers out there, this set of 4 Record Coasters from Gama-Go gives…

What do you want to be a guru of? It might not pack Bluetooth like the sWaP Cell Phone Watch or take a SIM card like…