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Doctor Who Tardis Smart Safe

Doctor Who Tardis Smart Safe

GeekAlerts has shown you a Tardis Safe in the past, but the new Doctor Who Tardis Smart Safe uses technology the Doctor himself would be proud of. Just place your smartphone into the Tardis Smart Safe and follow the easy setup steps, before entering your unique pass code. Worthy of a Timelord, this safe [...]

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Doctor Who Sonic Screwdriver Electric Toothbrush

Doctor Who Sonic Screwdriver Electric Toothbrush

Humans and Timelords have one thing in common. They both have to brush their teeth to protect them from tartar and gingivitis. This Doctor Who Sonic Screwdriver Electric Toothbrush is perfect for both Timelords and fans of Doctor Who. Brush away and keep those teeth clean. We only get so many and we [...]

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Armed Notebooks

Armed Notebooks

Weapons like the Zombie Killer Knives and the AR-7 Rifle are cool, but need to be treated with respect and are only appropriate for certain situations…Zombie attack, trying to survive an apocalypse, supervised target practice, etc. The Armed Notebooks on the other hand, are perfect for all sorts of [...]

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Beer Soap

Beer Soap

Real men can’t get enough beer. When it’s time to clean up, you might as well use Beer Soap. It will make you smell like beer of course. Don’t worry about harsh chemicals. It’s made from all natural vegan ingredients. Not actual beer. You can choose from several different brands if [...]

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Water Absorbing Concrete Coasters

Water Absorbing Concrete Coasters

Coasters are a must if you want to keep your furniture safe from spilled drinks and if you want some coasters that are simple and have a basic design, these Water Absorbing Concrete Coasters will do the trick. These coasters will look classy and will also soak up spillage. They are made from a non-toxic [...]

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Classic Game Controller Soaps

Gamer Soaps

Gamers who need to clean up their act will want to hit the shower with these neat Gamer Soaps. It’s perfect for that one time you get off the couch for a snack. Just take a quick detour to the shower and scrub with a bar of soap that looks like a controller. Then when [...]

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Plush Halfling Slippers

Plush Halfling Slippers

If you’re a fan of J. R. R. Tolkien’s Hobbit and Lord of the Rings fantasy novels, then you know there’s nothing like having a faithful hobbit on your side. Sure they were ridiculed by many, even called halflings, but that doesn’t mean they can’t get the job done…Just [...]

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50 Shades of Gray Book

50 Shades of Gray Book

By now, most men and women have already heard of or read the steamy novel “Fifty Shades of Grey.” That’s why it’s currently an opportune time to give the 50 Shades of Gray Book as a gag gift. This spoof on the worldwide bestselling novel gets a little more graphic on the cover. [...]

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KISS Zin Fire Wine

KISS Zin Fire Wine

KISS fans will love this KISS brand wine called KISS Zin Fire Wine. I was made for drinking you baby… It’s made with Californian Zinfandel grapes crushed by the feet of the Starchild, the Demon, Space Ace and Catman themselves. So how does it taste? Well, they describe it as a blend of [...]

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Dog Mansion

Dog Mansion

It’s mostly true – dog is man’s best friend. But every once in a while, there’s that dog who thinks that man is dog’s best servant. And he probably lives in a house like this colonial Dog Mansion. You don’t want to know how much that doggie is in the shatterproof glass [...]

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Personalised Time Machine Dashboard Poster

Personalized Time Machine Dashboard Poster

Roads? Where we’re going, we don’t need roads. Even though we can’t go back in time or into the future, we can still pretend. This Personalized Time Machine Dashboard Poster is the perfect geek accessory for your wall and it will make you feel like you are headed Back to the Future. [...]

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Medea-Vodka-with-Programmable-LED-Bottle

Medea Vodka Bottle With Programmable LED Display

If you’re like several of the writers here at GeekAlerts, then you probably enjoy a nice glass of vodka once in a while…some like it hot (1000,000 Scovilles Hot Naga Chilli Vodka), and others prefer the hint of bacon (Bakon Vodka) While neither hot nor baconie, the Medea L.E.D Vodka gives you [...]

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iLP Turntable

iLP Turntable

If you have a large record collection, you might want to enjoy some of that old music on your iPad. Well now you can transfer those songs directly from your record to your tablet with the iLP Turntable. Just put your iDevice in the slot, play the record and transfer those old classics straight into [...]

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Tetris Alarm Clock

Tetris Alarm Clock

There’s nothing harder then getting out of bed in the morning. Maybe a Tetris inspired clock will help you wake up. This Tetris Alarm Clock will help you out. This homage to the classic Russian game features Tetrimino shaped buttons, 12/24 hour settings, snooze, backlight and the official Tetris [...]

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50 Shades of Grey Poster

50 Shades of Grey Poster

First vampires and werewolves had their heyday in the “Twilight” series. Then it was time for kids killing kids in “The Hunger Games” trilogy. But now it’s the dawn of raunchiness for womankind with the latest bestselling novel phenom, “50 Shades of Grey” by E.L. [...]

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Tetris Light

Tetris Light

Tetris fans will want to take the game from the screen to the tabletop with this amazingly awesome Tetris Light. It’s a geeky way to shine some extra light into your life. Tetris has been a classic since the 80s and has become a huge part of popular culture. Whether you are great at dropping [...]

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Podtime Sleeping Pods

Podtime Sleeping Pods

You’ve probably heard the old idiom, “Home is where your heart is,” but what really constitutes a home? To many of us, it isn’t anything more than a private place with a bed so we can rest our weary bodies at night. Sure, you may love your Hamburger Bed, but the Podtime Sleeping [...]

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Star Wars Talking Alarm Clocks

Star Wars Talking Alarm Clocks

If you’re like a young Luke Skywalker, stuck doing chores, but wishing you could be out shooting womp rats, then maybe a quick pep talk from the Star Wars Talking Alarm Clocks will get you moving on time. Available as C-3PO, Chewbacca or a Stormtrooper, each clock has its own realistic sound effects [...]

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R2-D2 Cookie Jar

Star Wars R2-D2 Cookie Jar

R2-D2 is the most famous droid in the galaxy. He’s always busy saving a galaxy far far away or paling around with C-3PO, but now he is at your service, holding something far more precious than Death Star plans. Cookies. This Star Wars R2-D2 Cookie Jar is ready for your kitchen. This ceramic cookie [...]

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Cannabis Energy Drink

Cannabis Energy Drink

GeekAlerts has shown you some pretty cool Energy Drinks in the past (Zombie Survival Energy Drink, Moustache Elixir, Bunny Spaz Juice, etc.), but none have been made with hemp seed oil like the Cannabis Energy Drink. Each 250ml can is sure to have you flying high; whether that feeling comes from the [...]

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