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Mmm, mmm, mmm. I love waking up to find someone surprising me with breakfast in bed. Of course, I rush to brush first before eating, but being served a scrumptious breakfast takes a whole lot of effort (which I make sure does not go unappreciated by returning the favor with a surprise, home-made lunch box.) [...]

Come out of the closet and show everyone what team you’re on with the Bacon Pennant. You’ve seen the plush toys, stocked up on the Tactical Canned Bacon for that upcoming zombie outbreak and have even sucked on a Bacon Candy Cane or two. Now is the time to pronounce your love for the pig. [...]

So you just had waffles for breakfast, and are now flossing with some Bacon Floss. You might want to savor the taste of those waffles a bit more instead by flossing with the waffle floss that you can find in the Breakfast Dental Floss set. And don’t worry, because it also has twelve whole yards [...]

I can understand how some people would want to eat their bacon in a variety of ways, like with the Bacon Candy Canes, Bacon Flavored Croutons, and with the Baconery Baked Goods. But I think it would take one dedicated bacon lover to actually drink some bacon-flavored water or milk or tea, which can be [...]

Do your hands smell like meat? Do you want them to? Oddly enough, some of you out there are saying Yes and Yes to those first two questions. If this happens to be you or someone you know, then you need to get PorkKleen Bacon Scented Hand Sanitizer. This sanitizer will leave your hands germ [...]

Just when you thought sweets couldn’t get any sweeter and chocolate & peanut butter ruled your taste buds, Baconery Baked Goods decided to offer bacon in all their gourmet baked sweets…say goodbye to that waistline! Choose from things like Chocolate Peanut Butter Bacon Cookies, Bacon Pumpkin Spice Muffins, Gingerbread Bacon Pigs, and Bacon Banana Loaf [...]

We live in a bacon world and many of us can’t get enough of it. After you finish off that can of Tactical Bacon or plate of Porky Pig’s best, you want to savor the flavor and usually leave those little tidbits stuck in your teeth for an after meal snack. The significant other probably [...]

GeekAlerts has shown you Pi Wrapping Paper and LEGO Wrapping paper, so it’s only fair that bacon lovers get their holiday gifts wrapped in this Bacon Wrapping Paper. Maybe you hate shopping or you don’t want to buy anything for certain so called friend. Just get them the Prank Packs and wrap it up with [...]

I’ve been trying to eat healthier these days. I’ve been having salads for lunch for a whole week now, and to be honest, sometimes I still find myself hungry after even two servings. If your salads are starting to taste duller than ever, then the Bacon Flavored Croutons might be able to add a whole [...]

I remember the good old days when I would wake up to wonderful aroma of bacon cooking in the pan as I made my way to the table. That was when my mother still cooked breakfast and I was still in elementary school, but anyways… What’s better than a plateful of bacon for breakfast? A [...]

Christmas is coming. Make sure you are ready by picking up a box of these Bacon Candy Canes to hang on the tree next to your Bacon Christmas Ornament. They look just like regular candy canes with the traditional red and white stripes, but instead of peppermint, these have a bacon flavor. Perfect for bacon [...]

Care to take a swig or two of a drink that’s got a little bit of everything? If you’re the adventurous type and can stomach concoctions no matter how weird they may be, then you might want to get a bottle of the Rogue Voodoo Doughnut Bacon Maple Ale. It’s a really long name for [...]