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Is there anything better than bacon? If there is, I haven’t found it. What if you could use bacon as an oracle? Well, now you can. Bacon just got better with Fortune Telling Bacon. I didn’t think it was possible. Just place a strip of bacon in your palm to get your reading. There [...]

We live in a world where bacon rules our taste buds. When we aren’t eating the real stuff, we want to smell like it, drink it, wear it and even sleep with it. Uncle Oinker’s Gummy Bacon doesn’t taste like bacon, but it looks real enough to hold us over until that movie is [...]

If you loved the books I Could Pee on This: And Other Poems by Cats and How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You, then you going to appreciate 5 Very Good Reasons to Punch a Dolphin in the Mouth (And Other Useful Guides.) This hysterical collection of 60 comic illustrations [...]

That annoying daily ritual of shaving is about to get a little more satisfying…The J&D’s Bacon Shaving Cream is a bacon lover’s dream. This luxurious bacon-scented shaving cream can be used on all skin types and features rich moisturizers and essential oils to ensure a smooth [...]

We’re always happy to see a big peppermint candy cane at first. But after the first hundred licks, the novelty wears off and we suddenly remember why they only come out once a year. The Jumbo Bacon Candy Cane, however, could change all that and become the candy cane you’ll never get sick of. [...]

You probably realized your wardrobe was severely lacking when Lady Gaga wore her meat dress, making you wonder if there was a way for guys to be that delicious looking. The Full Bacon Suit lets you hop on to the growing trend of wearing food as clothing, and you don’t have to worry about [...]

Many of us think there is only one thing to do with bacon–eat it! If you buy this 101 Things To Do With Bacon Recipe Book, you’ll have plenty of great things to do with bacon, and all of them end up with something tasty to eat. Like the Fifty Shades of Bacon Book, [...]

Bacon is the yummiest treat in the world. We all know this. I’m surprised that we don’t hang bacon on our Christmas trees and let the grease drip into a collection pool at the base so that we can drink it on Christmas morning. Yeah, that’s gross, but we love bacon way too much. [...]

What is the best thing that you can have in or on your oven? Bacon of course. And when you aren’t actually cooking up some bacon, you can be reminded of it with this cool Sizzling Bacon Tea Towel. This long kitchen towel looks like bacon, but without the messy fat and smell of [...]

Everyone loves bacon, and the whole world (or at least 124% of the female population) loves Fifty Shades of Grey, so why not combine those two passions? Fifty Shades of Bacon does just that. I don’t know if the book features the infamous Red Room of Grease or if anyone gets tied down with [...]

Starting the day with a plate of bacon is delicious, but not very healthy. With Boca Java Maple Bacon Morning Coffee, you can get your bacon fix the easy way, without all the fat and calories. This premium gourmet coffee is roasted in small batches and only uses the best 100% Arabica coffee beans. [...]

I love bacon, you love bacon, just about everyone loves bacon. Even dogs love bacon. Since you or I can dress up for Halloween in the Bacon Costume, it is only fair that this Bacon Dog Costume is available. Designed by Rasta Imposta, this dog bacon costume will be a hit with all the [...]

Linux?  Windows?  Mac?  None of the above, my friends – I’m going with the brand new Autobacon.  What does it do?  Well, like the Chromebook, it only has one function. Unlike the Chromebook, the Autobacon’s one function is the ability to print bacon. Now, depending on the quality of [...]

Nom Nom Bacon or Sushi Scarves let you take your breakfast with you out into the cold. Of course since it is made of yarn, you can’t actually eat it, but it still looks good around your neck. Nom nom scarves are 100% acrylic and machine washable. Eat your breakfast, then wear it proudly and [...]

Get your bacon on! No really, get your Bacon Slice Costume on and be the life of the party this Halloween. Just make sure you don’t get too close to that slightly overweight fellow that keeps staring at you and drooling…a six foot piece of bacon is every bacon lover’s dream The standard [...]