Snore Stopper

Snore Stopper

Is a night of peaceful slumber nothing more than a dream because the person sleeping next to you is busy sawing logs all night long? The Snore Stopper will let him (or her) know you mean business when it comes to getting a good night’s sleep.

There’s absolutely nothing hi-tech about this, so it’s perfect for everybody; even those people that still have a VCR that’s blinking 12:00 at them all the time. The small boxing glove on a stick is the perfect way to keep the peace when you’re trying to get the sandman to pay you a visit. Just picture it. Your significant other is snoring loud enough to wake the dead, and a few gentle pokes to the ribs have no effect at all. Simply lie down, reach down under the bed and grab the Snore Stopper. Jab it over your shoulder a couple of time and then quickly stash it back in its hiding place. Your partner won’t know what hit them… literally.

Pull the plug on your loved one’s nocturnal symphony with the Snore Stopper for £9.95/€12.34/$12.82 at Red5.

2 Comments

  1. I am a patient who suffers from mild to moderate sleep apnea for many years. Due to my snoring problems, my wife had to move to another room to be able to sleep, as she has to wake up very early. Visiting the office of the orthodontist of my sun, I saw the leaflets of an intraoral device for the treatment of sleep apnea and snoring. I talked with the orthodontist about my problems and started the treatment with Orthoapnea. Now my wife and I, we can sleep together again. During the day I feel relaxed at work and indeed it Orthoapnea solved my marriage. Therefore I can only recommend Orthoapnea to all those that have the same problems that I had.

  2. The folks round here call me Noisy Joe. That’s on account of me bein’ the noisiest sleeper that ever rode the Dominion Express. Sometimes, I wake up the livestock with my nightly ruckus. I feel awful bad about it, and it has brought me much misfortune. I was once mistaken for a bear and shot at.

    The powers of this product, to which my missus can attest, are overwhelmingly satisfactory. After only fourteen bonks with this blessed bonker, I was cured of my nasal log-sawing for good. Boy howdy!

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