You probably realized your wardrobe was severely lacking when Lady Gaga wore her meat dress, making you wonder if there was a way for guys to be that delicious looking. The Full Bacon Suit lets you hop on to the growing trend of wearing food as clothing, and you don’t have to worry about attracting flies or dogs or hungry bacon lovers because, while it looks like you’re decked out in bacon, no pigs were actually harmed in the making of this delectable outfit.
Full Bacon Suit
- One Standard Size (42-48). Does not include dress shirt or shoes.
- Material: 100% Polyester. Spot clean only.
People might not call you a sharp-dressed man but they’ll have to admit you look good enough to eat when you’re wearing the Full Bacon Suit for $59.99 from Stupid.com.