The Scalp Squid Head Massager gives a scalp exactly what it needs: a couple of good squeezes from the trained tentacles of a squid. When you’ve been working hard, and the skin on your head scrunches up like the nose of a pug, it’s time for some release. The Scalp Squid Head Massager lets you gently soothe your worried skin into submission; just relax and let the squid do its thing. Besides, if you struggle, you could frighten the giant squid, and it could swim away, taking part of your head with it. Those magic hands are gentle, but they’re strong.
Scalp Squid Head Massager
Experts agree, there’s nothing more relaxing than a head massage from a squid. This hard vinyl 7-1/4” x 3-1/2” pink Scalp Squid massager has rounded tip tentacles that rub your head in just the right spot for maximum stress relief.
The Scalp Squid Head Massager is available for just $4 from Archie McPhee, the craziest, geekiest online store that you’ll find in the state of Arkansas; or anywhere else, for that matter. If you like this geeky toy, then you’ll love the Inflatable Tentacle Arm and the Tentacle Mustache.
Jack Kieffer owns Cool Gizmo Toys, a site that loves geeky products, and isn’t afraid to show it.