4-Holiday Musical Clock
Design

4 Holiday Musical Clock

If you’re looking for a clock that displays holiday spirit as well as the time, then the 4 Holiday Musical Clock is the timepiece you need. In addition to having a stylish, plain faceplate for those times when no holiday is being celebrated, the clock […]

The World's Best Christmas Jumpers Ever
Style

The World’s Best Christmas Sweaters

GeekAlerts has shown you several funny holiday sweaters in the past (Cthulhu Christmas Sweater, Krampus Sweater) and even a few every day sweaters like the Soft Kitty V-Neck and Toddland UFO Sheep Sweater, but nothing tops The World’s Best Christmas Sweaters…The title confirms it, sorry […]

Candy Cane Pop Rocks
Food

Candy Cane Flavored Pop Rocks

Peppermint candy canes – as good as they are, they lose their flair pretty quickly. But what about Candy Cane-Flavored Pop Rocks? Santa will score major points when he puts Candy Cane Pop Rocks in kids’ stockings. Besides tasting minty fresh, Pop Rocks make fun crackly […]

Jelly Belly Candy Canes
Food

Jelly Belly Candy Canes

Unless you really like peppermint, candy canes can be pretty boring. Sure, there are flavors like Bacon and Pickle available now, which are fun for us geeks, but they aren’t the type of thing you want to snack on frequently. However, these Jelly Belly Candy […]

Christmas Jumper Mug
Design

Christmas Jumper Mug

Ah, the good old Christmas sweater. It comes in many varieties like Reindeer, snowman, moose, you name it. You either love them or hate them, but you can’t ignore them. Celebrate them with this amazing Christmas Jumper Mug. Mugs like wearing nice clothes too and […]

Krampus Sweater
Style

Krampus Sweater

A close rival to the Cthulhu Christmas Sweater, the Krampus Sweater is the holiday sweater that adult authority figures might want to wear to remind belligerent kids to shape up, or else… You know it’s the first thing you’ll want to throw on those cold, […]

Cthulhu Christmas Sweater
Style

Cthulhu Christmas Sweater

Knit holiday sweaters; you either love ’em or hate ’em. However, the Cthulhu Christmas Sweater is an atrocity that’s too funny to pass up. The model wearing this sweater is working it in a big way. He is just radiating holiday cheer. He’s like, “Ebenezer […]

Cthulhu Ornament
Design

Cthulhu Ornament

When it comes to spreading holiday cheer, it’s the Cthulhu Ornament that does it best. Though he looks like one unhappy fellow, he spreads peace and joy to our hearts by summing up how we feel after hearing one Christmas carol too many. He also […]

LEGO Winter Village Cottage
Toys

LEGO Winter Village Cottage 10229

You’ve probably heard the expression, “Christmas in July.” Well it’s not July, but it still feels like Christmas. Just a few weeks ago LEGO revealed the 2013 LEGO Minifigures at Comic-Con 2012 and now we just got news of another cool set, the LEGO Winter […]

Doctor Who Dalek Ornament
Design

Doctor Who Dalek Ornament

Christmas is a long ways away, but you can never have enough geeky ornaments ahead of time. You’ll want to get this Doctor Who Dalek Ornament so that it is ready for your tree later this year. No geek tree is complete without it. The […]

Dr. Seuss Grinch Plush
Toys

Dr. Seuss Grinch Plush

Don’t let that cute green face fool you. The Dr. Seuss Grinch Plush still has a heart “two sizes too small.” While this soft 12 inch plush many not cause as much mischief as Jim Carrey did in his movie rendition of How the Grinch […]

usb snowbot
Gadgets

USB Snowbot

Don’t let the holiday season pass you bye. This futuristic USB Snobot will keep you in the holiday mood long after the snow has come and gone. Available at ThinkGeek and Firebox, this USB powered snowman looks like he borrowed KITT’s LED laser eye and […]

Sugar Plums Christmas Candy
Food

Sugar Plums Christmas Candy

Christmas is a time to gather with family and friends, exchange gifts, enjoy food, and maybe even sing a few Christmas carols. While not everyone is into the singing, you can still do your part by providing the Sugar Plums Christmas Candy when the time […]

Mistletoe-To-Go
Design

Mistletoe-To-Go

Christmas is a great season for many reasons. You get to feast on delicious food, meet up with family and friends, get a couple of days off from work, and kiss people you’ve always wanted to kiss, thanks to mistletoe. However, it’s going to be […]