Star Wars R2-D2 Nutcracker

US Sec. of State Hillary Clinton is so tough that she could probably crush a nutshell with her fist. But instead, she’d rather crush tough GOP nuts with her personal nutcracker. Introducing the Hillary Clinton Nutcracker, featuring upper thighs made of stainless steel. Hillary Clinton Nutcracker Features […]

If you’re into unusual Christmas decorations, then this won’t be the first time you see a Nutcracker that isn’t sporting the standard-issue costume. First there was the wooden R2-D2 Nutcracker, that has, no doubt, helped you crack even the hardest of nuts. Now you’ve got the […]

R2-D2 was stubborn and occasionally disagreed with C-3PO but he was never one to back down from a good fight. Now when you find yourself struggling to crack open those tasty nuts, let R2-D2 come to the rescue. This wooden R2-D2 Nutcracker is sure to […]

The Star Wars TIE Fighter Nutcracker puts the power of the Force in your hands when the time arrives to crack a few nuts. Of course, I’m talking about the force exerted when you place a nut in this officially licensed Star Wars product and […]

This Star Wars Stormtrooper Nutcracker will look great on your desk. They can’t hit anything with a blaster, but they can crack nuts all day long. He is a great holiday decoration from a galaxy far, far away. Star Wars Stormtrooper Nutcracker Star Wars Stormtrooper […]

This Star Wars Boba Fett Nutcracker is a great holiday decoration that is a true bounty. It stands 10 inches tall and silently presides over your holiday festivities, ready to crack any nut you give it. It makes a great gift. Star Wars Boba Fett […]

The Darth Vader Nutcracker will crack your nuts with the power of the darkside. Darth Vader knows the power of the Dark Side and he wants to use it to crack your nuts. Yeah, that sounded really wrong. Not those nuts. No walnut can stand […]

Nothing cracks your nuts like the power of the Dark Side. Get into the holiday spirit with the 10-inch Star Wars Darth Vader Nutcracker and let a Dark Lord of the Sith help with those Christmas-time munchies. Nutcrackers go with Christmas like peanut butter goes […]

The Star Wars BB-8 Nutcracker is the perfect holiday decor for any resistance member. It measures 8″ tall and features authentic details right down to his antennae. Let a droid do all of your nut cracking this holiday season. BB-8 is happy to do it. […]

The Stormtroopers are like the Imperial’s police force, but what most people don’t know is that they are also excellent nut crackers. This Christmas crack your nuts with a Stormtrooper with Candy Cane Nutcracker. Vader would approve. This holiday-themed Star Wars nutcracker has a Santa […]

Nutcracker ($39) – cracking nuts have never been so easy and fun. No more of those old tools where you’ll end up squeezing your finger and having nutshells all over the floor. The solid stainless steel base, domed top in black rubber and non-slip rubber […]

The Recliner Lever Extender is a silly, but also a great invention. For the elderly, it helps them reach the recliner lever better, because it might be difficult for them. For the lazy, it helps them reach the recliner lever because, well, they are lazy. […]