Darth Vader Nutcracker
Toys

Darth Vader Nutcracker

The Darth Vader Nutcracker will crack your nuts with the power of the darkside. Darth Vader knows the power of the Dark Side and he wants to use it to crack your nuts. Yeah, that sounded really wrong. Not those nuts. No walnut can stand […]

Star Wars BB-8 Nutcracker
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Star Wars BB-8 Nutcracker

The Star Wars BB-8 Nutcracker is the perfect holiday decor for any resistance member. It measures 8″ tall and features authentic details right down to his antennae. Let a droid do all of your nut cracking this holiday season. BB-8 is happy to do it. […]

Star Wars TIE Fighter Nutcracker
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Star Wars TIE Fighter Nutcracker

The Star Wars TIE Fighter Nutcracker puts the power of the Force in your hands when the time arrives to crack a few nuts. Of course, I’m talking about the force exerted when you place a nut in this officially licensed Star Wars product and […]

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Star Wars Darth Vader Nutcracker

Nothing cracks your nuts like the power of the Dark Side. Get into the holiday spirit with the 10-inch Star Wars Darth Vader Nutcracker and let a Dark Lord of the Sith help with those Christmas-time munchies. Nutcrackers go with Christmas like peanut butter goes […]

Hillary Clinton Nutcracker
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Hillary Clinton Nutcracker

US Sec. of State Hillary Clinton is so tough that she could probably crush a nutshell with her fist. But instead, she’d rather crush tough GOP nuts with her personal nutcracker. Introducing the Hillary Clinton Nutcracker, featuring upper thighs made of stainless steel. Hillary Clinton Nutcracker Features […]

Stormtrooper Nutcracker
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Stormtrooper Nutcracker

If you’re into unusual Christmas decorations, then this won’t be the first time you see a Nutcracker that isn’t sporting the standard-issue costume. First there was the wooden R2-D2 Nutcracker, that has, no doubt, helped you crack even the hardest of nuts. Now you’ve got the […]

R2-D2 Wood Nutcracker
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R2-D2 Nutcracker

R2-D2 was stubborn and occasionally disagreed with C-3PO but he was never one to back down from a good fight. Now when you find yourself struggling to crack open those tasty nuts, let R2-D2 come to the rescue. This wooden R2-D2 Nutcracker is sure to […]

Maggie Nut Cracker
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Maggie Nut Cracker

Guys always like to joke around and say that their significant other is a pain in the you know what.  Well here is the perfect visual novelty gift for your buddy that just hasn’t been able to come to grips with that.  The Maggie Nut […]

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Aggression Management Nutcracker

Nutcracker ($39) – cracking nuts have never been so easy and fun. No more of those old tools where you’ll end up squeezing your finger and having nutshells all over the floor. The solid stainless steel base, domed top in black rubber and non-slip rubber […]