Harry Potter Gryffindor Sword Letter Opener

Unless you’re Captain Hook, you and all the other mateys on board might occasionally run into trouble opening envelopes filled with death threats or missing map pieces. Don’t be a scallywag, giving yourself surprise paper cuts and then get tossed overboard to the sharks when you fail to open the […]

Hobbit swords aren’t much in human hands but at least you can use these Hobbit Letter Openers to open your mail. These replicas of Sting and Orcrist will open your mail fast and easily. They even come in a wooden collector’s box. For small swords, […]

Use the Game Of Thrones Longclaw Sword Letter Opener to open your mail or as a fantastic bit of decor for your home or office. It features a Valyrian stainless steel blade and a diecast metal handle. The Game Of Thrones Longclaw Sword Letter Opener […]

GeekAlerts not only enjoys the “Geeky,” we appreciate things that have history and meaning behind them as well. Do you remember the Railroad Spike Bottle Opener we showed you several months back? Well, this Railroad Spike Letter Opener has a lot of history and sentimental […]

The Legend of Zelda Master Sword Letter Opener will open your mail with the power of Nintendo. It is perfect for fans of Legend of Zelda who need a weapon to open their snail mail. It makes a great gift for Nintendo fans. Legend of […]

The power of bacon helps us overcome many obstacles, but one you may not have realized is that bacon gives us the strength to efficiently open envelopes. Introducing the handcrafted Bacon Letter Opener. Ergonomically curved for a comfy fit in the hand, the bacon letter opener […]

Masters of the Universe fans no longer need to open their letters like a mere mortal. And why would they when they can use this Masters of the Universe Power Sword Letter Opener? It will make you feel powerful as you open your mail with […]

While a full-sized Bat’leth is just too much weapon for ordinary Star Trek fans (unless you have a little Klingon blood in you), the Star Trek Bat’leth Letter Opener will still get the job done…and by job I mean opening letters, not hacking Federation officers […]

It’s really useful to have a place to keep your keys and mail so that things don’t get lost or misplaced. But just because it is practical, doesn’t mean it has to be lame. Instead, get this Zombie Mount Rushmore Letter and Key Holder. Just […]

Hobbits get letters too. It’s not just humans. In fact Hobbits love a good letter. And when they get one they open it in style, with something like this Hobbit Desolation Of Smaug: Tauriel’s Dagger Letter Opener. That’s right. This is the Elven Dagger of […]

Explore the magic of Hogwarts Castle with this massive and detailed set, LEGO Harry Potter Hogwarts Castle #71043. It includes over 6,000 pieces. A colossal number, for a challenging and rewarding build. This set includes 4 minifigures of the founders of Hogwarts: Godric Gryffindor, Salazar […]

If you’ve ever experienced the exquisite pain of a paper cut, you know how sharp paper can really be. The Paper-Made Letter Opener propels that sharpness into an entirely new realm. You have to appreciate the irony of using paper to slice open paper, which […]