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Hobbit swords aren’t much in human hands but at least you can use these Hobbit Letter Openers to open your mail. These replicas of Sting and Orcrist will open your mail fast and easily. They even come in a wooden collector’s box. For small swords, […]

If you’ve ever experienced the exquisite pain of a paper cut, you know how sharp paper can really be. The Paper-Made Letter Opener propels that sharpness into an entirely new realm. You have to appreciate the irony of using paper to slice open paper, which […]

Unless you’re Captain Hook, you and all the other mateys on board might occasionally run into trouble opening envelopes filled with death threats or missing map pieces. Don’t be a scallywag, giving yourself surprise paper cuts and then get tossed overboard to the sharks when you fail to open the […]

Today (December 12, 2011) is the last day to enter to Win a HELO TC Helicopter. There aren’t many entries, so the odds of winning are excellent—Enter now! Stay tuned, because we have more giveaways to announce this week. Curious what this remote control helicopter […]

There’s an elephant in the room, but he only wants to organize your paper clips. Invite this lovely blue Elephant Paper Clip Holder to your desk to stay for a while. Elephants do love bananas and can even eat them with their skins on. It’s a pretty amazing […]

The power of bacon helps us overcome many obstacles, but one you may not have realized is that bacon gives us the strength to efficiently open envelopes. Introducing the handcrafted Bacon Letter Opener. Ergonomically curved for a comfy fit in the hand, the bacon letter opener […]

Some people I know find some sort of solace in their toilet, stuffing the tiny room with magazines, comic books, and even a television set (I have a friend who actually did this, much to his wife’s chagrin.) Some have aliens to keep them company […]

GeekAlerts not only enjoys the “Geeky,” we appreciate things that have history and meaning behind them as well. Do you remember the Railroad Spike Bottle Opener we showed you several months back? Well, this Railroad Spike Letter Opener has a lot of history and sentimental […]

It’s really useful to have a place to keep your keys and mail so that things don’t get lost or misplaced. But just because it is practical, doesn’t mean it has to be lame. Instead, get this Zombie Mount Rushmore Letter and Key Holder. Just […]

It’s fun to make papercraft toys. Many of them end up looking pretty close to the real object that they are supposed to be. This P.C. (Paper Computer) Novelty Paper Craft Kit is pretty unique and should be a lot of fun. The P.C. (Paper […]

While a full-sized Bat’leth is just too much weapon for ordinary Star Trek fans (unless you have a little Klingon blood in you), the Star Trek Bat’leth Letter Opener will still get the job done…and by job I mean opening letters, not hacking Federation officers […]

Hobbits get letters too. It’s not just humans. In fact Hobbits love a good letter. And when they get one they open it in style, with something like this Hobbit Desolation Of Smaug: Tauriel’s Dagger Letter Opener. That’s right. This is the Elven Dagger of […]