Chainmail Keychain

This Chainmail Wine Bottle Bag will protect your bottle from sword attacks(Not really) and make it look like a knight. It will fit a 8″ tall and 3″ diameter bottle. Have a drink in your castle knowing that your wine is safe and protected in […]

This Chainmail Can Sleeve is perfect for your beverages, whether you are LARPing, cosplaying a medieval knight or just chilling at home. It will protect your drink as if it were a knight and will fit a standard glass bottle too. Plus it just looks […]

Tired of having your feet crammed into shoes during the week and want to let them experience a little freedom during the weekend, but don’t want your fragile tootsies to get maimed by Mother Nature? Armor up with PaleoBarefoots Chainmail Shoes and go barefoot without […]

Keys. The final frontier. This is the only keychain that a Star Trek fan needs. This Star Trek: TNG Enterprise Keychain is an awesome mini replica of Captain Picard’s Enterprise. There is no cooler way to keep your keys together my geek friend. It is […]

For all you Star Wars and keychain fans out there,the R2-D2 LED Light Keychain is a perfect addition to the Lightsaber Keychain, LEGO Minifigure Keychain and Tardis Keychain.  R2-D2 has always been a fan favorite and now you can carry him with you at all […]

This Lord Of The Rings Keychain: The One Ring is a super geeky way to keep your keys together. It can be your precious. Just make sure that you don’t become corrupted by the ring. You might end up like Gollum. This may be the […]

The people that do merchandising for Star Wars are geniuses. Back when Episode IV came out all the stormtroopers looked the same, limiting the number of different toys and other products that could be made. These days with clone troopers, it is far different. Not […]

I recently went on a trip and went through a lot of trouble when I realized that I had left my pen at home and had a ton of forms to fill out at the airport. The first few times, I just borrowed a pen […]

I’m a huge fan of fart jokes. But actual stinky farts, I am not. If you’re a bit of a prankster and like your gags small and portable so you can carry them around, then you’ve got to own this Whoopie Cushion Keychain. Aside from […]

Cowabunga dude! Only trust your keys to a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles POP Keychain. These super-cute Funko Pocket POP! keychain versions of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are rad! Even gnarly! You can choose Donatello, Leonardo, Michelangelo, or Raphael. Each is a 1 1/2″ tall […]

This Awesome Keychain Volume 2 – GotG has your favorite faces from the movie. It includes Baby Groot, Rocket the Raccoon, and Drax. It is a must for Guardians of the Galaxy fans who need to upgrade their keychain. Now you can carry these guys […]

Fans of fertility, procreation, and gag gifts, have we got the keychain for you. Some people get freaked out by the sight of ultrasound photos posted on Facebook, but that’s nothing compared to the looks of this Pregnant Woman Keychain with Fetus. Not only is the […]