Wouldn’t you like to dry off by rubbing a corpse on you? Hmmm. Scratch that. How about drying off with the Walking Dead Zombie Cotton Towel, instead?
Even after the zombie apocalypse arrives, you’re still going to have to stay clean, bathing whenever you find a home with running water that’s not overrun by zombies or angry biker-type dudes. This 56-inch long x 30-inch wide cotton towel is exactly what you need to dry off with so you’ll be ready to hit the open road again.
And if the apocalypse doesn’t come? That’s even better because it means you get to shower more often, which gives you more opportunities to use this cool towel.
The Walking Dead Zombie Cotton Towel is available for $24.99 at Entertainment Earth.