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Bacon is the yummiest treat in the world. We all know this. I’m surprised that we don’t hang bacon on our Christmas trees and let the grease drip into a collection pool at the base so that we can drink it on Christmas morning. Yeah, that’s gross, but we love bacon way too much. [...]

With legs like that you have some mighty fine DNA, so you might as well your genes on your stockings with these Helix Stockings. They are sexy and oh so geeky. These stockings are an off black color pair of silky sheer Hanes stockings. The helix itself is a velvet flock that runs about [...]