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It’s usually not a good idea to hop in the swimming pool when jellyfish are floating around but there’s nothing to worry about when Jellyfish Pool Lights are the inhabitants of your watery sanctuary. The pool party doesn’t have to stop when the sun goes down because these [...]

A big part of summer living consists of lounging around in the pool doing absolutely nothing. But that can get boring when you’re all by yourself. That’s probably why the Cabana Islander Pool Float was invented; to encourage multiple people to sit back and do absolutely nothing [...]

It’s true that swimming makes you hungry. Imagine yourself lounging in a pool on the Pretzel Pool Float. Other swimmers will get tempted to storm the snack bar, which means you’ll get more pool to yourself. You’ll love that the floating pretzel has holes so that when the sun gets too [...]

Once you jump into a cool, refreshing pool, not even a lightning storm is going to coax you out of there. If your pool doesn’t have the luxury of a swim-up bar, try keeping your beverages and snacks in the floating Airhead Aqua Oasis Floating Cooler. This is the cooler you’d want to have [...]

As illogical as going to a crowded beach may seem, harmful UV rays, crowded parking lots, hairy guys with gold chains, etc., we all know why we do it…Women enjoy showing off new summer bikinis, like Batman and Wonder Woman, and guys enjoy staring at the woman while they do just that. Eventually [...]

The sun is out and the swimming pool beckons. All you need is the Zero-Gravity Lounger to complete your mission of laziness and leisure. Made from a rust-resistant steel frame that will withstand rain, snow, and chlorine, the Lounger responds to your body weight and reclines with you, allowing you to kick [...]

Have you’ve ever wanted to walk on water after seeing that scene in Ever After (starring Drew Barrymore)? If so, then you’ll be pleased to know that it is now possible thanks to the Inflatable Walk On Water Mat. There are no shoes to wear or miracles needed, because all you need to do is [...]

It probably took you several months of dieting or eating right to get the figure you’ve always wanted. So if you just came fresh from rigorous dieting, then I wouldn’t recommend that you get one of these Gigantic Donut Pool Floats because you might go into a food relapse. Kidding aside, the [...]

If you’re an adrenaline junkie, you might find that you gravitate towards all kinds of extreme, vertical sports. Luckily, the market is beginning to significantly widen and cater to your crazy needs. You know, we’re always seeing bungee jumps, zip lines, parachuting, X-Games, rock climbing, [...]

If I could be reborn, I’d want to be the canine pet of any well-to-do individual out there who buys luxury stuff for his or her pets, like these Kai Pet Pool Floats. It’s ironic how some people skimp on their needs and instead decide to splurge a ton of cash to buy their [...]

Billiards is a fun game, but it’s not like you can carry the huge table and balls with you to play anywhere. That’s why this 21″ Mini Tabletop Pool Table Wood Billiards Set is so cool. Now you can play the game anywhere. This mini tabletop game has a nice wood grain finish and [...]

Fancy yourself a great pool player? Do you have a pool hall or basement with a pool table that needs a good clock? If so, this Octagonal Wood Billiards Quartz Wall Clock will fit in quite nicely. It measures 11.75 in diameter, has a quartz movement and requires 1 AA battery. This clock has [...]

If you’ve been spending a lot of time in the pool this summer trying to beat the heat, then you might want to get a chair so you can relax and float. This geeky Star Wars R2-D2 Junior Inflatable Floating Pool Chair is [...]

There are plenty of ways to look like a moron in the water. You could get on a Hand Pedal Float, pretend you’re Boba Fett and strap on a JetLev Flyer Water Jet Pack, or roll around in the ocean waves on a Floating Nuclear [...]

Now here’s more cool gear for the pool. Remember the Hand Pedal Float that lets you move across the water by just turning two pedals while you’re still stretched out comfortably on the floater? This time, this contraption doesn’t really add any ease to how you move through the water, but [...]