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Workaholics Tight Butthole T-Shirt

Workaholics Hand T-Shirt

Do you want to know what’s totally tight butthole? New episodes of Workaholics start tonight! Also, this Workaholics Hand T-Shirt. If you didn’t know, tight butthole is good, loose butthole is bad. Also, you can pretty easily make your hand look like a tight butthole, as shown in this t-shirt. [...]

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DC Comics Batman Plush Backpack

DC Comics Batman Plush Backpack

Batman fans are sure to have a great summer this year. The Dark Knight Rises will be in theaters, you can wear your Batman Bikini to the beach (or the theater ;)) and now the DC Comics Batman Plush Backpack provides you with the perfect carry case for the food items you plan on sneaking [...]

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Big Bang Theory I (Atom) Coitus T-Shirt

Big Bang Theory I (Atom) Coitus T-Shirt

Churchgoers, adult entertainers, Big Bang Theory fans, and just about everyone else has their own personal beliefs about coitus. Maybe you’re like Dr. Sheldon Copper and have no desire to dabble in the pleasure of it, or maybe you can relate to Howard Wolowitz (pre-Bernadette) and his constant chase of [...]

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Star Wars Princess Leia Hoodie

Star Wars Princess Leia Hoodie

Although the Star Wars Princess Leia Hoodie is designed for woman, I’m pretty sure we’re going to see quite a few excited male fans as well. Made from a blend of 60% cotton and 40% polyester, this hoodie is designed to give wearers the Princess Leia look. Inspired by Princess Leia’s white [...]

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Hello Kitty Sandals

Hello Kitty Glitter Bow Jelly Sandals

If you want to be the cutest kitten on the beach this summer, then don’t leave home without these Hello Kitty Glitter Bow Jelly Sandals on your pretty paws. [...]

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Hello Kitty Black Beanie

Hello Kitty Black Beanie

Don’t let the warm weather fool you. Many chilly nights are still ahead this summer, whether you’re going to a late night beach party or just coming out of the surf. To stay warm you’re going to need a stylish hat and this Hello Kitty Black Beanie is the perfect way to express yourself. [...]

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Doctor Who Mini Talking Plush Cyberman Clip-On

Doctor Who Mini Talking Plush Cyberman Clip-On

As any Doctor Who fan will tell you, the cyborg Cybermen are not to be trifled with. Thankfully the Doctor Who Mini Talking Plush Cyberman Clip-On only mimics their phrases, “Upgrading is compulsory” and “You will become like us or you will be deleted,” and not their actions. Clip [...]

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Narwhalicorn Bendable Figure

Narwhalicorn Bendable Figure

We’ve found some narwhal-related merchandise before such as Narwhal Finger Puppets and Narwhal Horn Mints, and several unicorn things like Unicorn Chopsticks and Corn Cob Holders. But never before in GeekAlerts history have the two single-horned creatures been combined into one. What was thought [...]

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Big Bite Cherry Giant Gummy Bear

Big Bite Cherry Giant Gummy Bear

Sure, this Big Bite Cherry Giant Gummy Bear isn’t as big as the 26 Pound Party Gummy Bear or as long as the 26 inch Gummy Worm, impressive But since we all know moderation is an important part of daily life, we might as well start “small” and sink our teeth into this 13 oz, [...]

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Giant Box of Nerds Candy

Giant Box of Nerds Candy

Back in the 80s they had Nerds cereal. Although this box is about the size of a breakfast cereal box (it measures 13 inches tall and 9.5 inches wide), it is actually filled with Nerds candy. To be more precise, this Giant Box of Nerds Candy is filled with tons of treat sized boxes of strawberry/grape [...]

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Hello Kitty Sunglasses

Hello Kitty Sunglasses

April showers (and snow/hailstorms) bring May flowers. With sunnier days ahead, you want to make sure that your computer-strained eyes are shielded from the sun’s harsh rays. The Hello Kitty Sunglasses are an accessory you won’t want to leave home without. These are the shades to wear when [...]

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Hello Kitty Rainbow Striped Toe Socks

Hello Kitty Rainbow Striped Toe Socks

Just as one can never have enough geeky gadgets, the same holds true for owning socks; especially socks that dare to spark a little conversation (and not just by the way they smell). Get ready to want the Hello Kitty Rainbow Striped Toe Socks, a pair that would undoubtedly be one of the most [...]

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Hunger Games Katniss Hunting Bow Replica

The Hunger Games Katniss Hunting Bow

The eagerly anticipated movie The Hunger Games just reached the theaters, but we’ve already shown you some cool THG merchandise like the Mockingjay Hoop Earrings, Commando Watch, Capitol Colors Nail Polish, and Strategy Board Game. However, watching the movie may have made you hungry for more [...]

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Wonder Woman Hobo Bag

Wonder Woman Hobo Bag

You can be Wonder Woman in the bedroom with the Wonder Woman Superhero Pyjamas, Wonder Woman in the kitchen by wearing the Wonder Woman Apron, or Wonder Woman out in the public eye when you carry around the Wonder Woman Hobo Bag. They say vibrant colors are in fashion this spring and summer. But for [...]

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Hunger Gamers Nail Polish Colours

The Hunger Games Capitol Colors Nail Polish

With the first installment of “The Hunger Games” heading to the big screen this Friday, March 23, fans can represent their favorite district by wearing one (or more) shade(s) from dozen Hunger Games Capitol Colors Nail Polish collection. The 12 nail polishes in the Capitol Colours [...]

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