Humping USB Dog

Humping USB Dog

Warning: this Humping USB Dog is for folks who are eighteen years old and above, so if you’re still underage, then I suggest you mosey on along to something like the Statue of Liberty USB Drive or the Panda USB Drive. At least those can actually store some data compared to these hounds. Kidding aside, it’s not very uncommon to see scenes of dogs humping on human legs, especially in comedy movies.

These Humping USB Dogs serve no other purpose but to provide some good old USB-tainment. Plug them into your computer or laptop and watch them come alive in hilarious, R-18-type humor. These make wonderful gag gifts and novelty presents to friends and colleagues who could use some laughter in their workplace.

Humping USB Dog

Humping USB Dog

Harley and Duke are naughty doggies. They won’t eat out of their food bowls; they track mud all over the place; they are constantly burying our pens; and they have a peculiar naughtiness whenever they spy a free USB port. They…well…they sort of, kind of, um… “go to town,” if you will. And they won’t stop until you um…separate them from the source of their affections.

Harley is brown and Duke is black, and you can take your pick. Oh, and don’t worry – if the kids ask what the doggie is doing to your computer, just say, “He’s trying to jump over the computer, but he got a little stuck,” or “The computer is giving him a piggyback ride.” Either will suffice.

These Humping USB Dogs are available from ThinkGeek. The boxer is priced at $5.99 while the beagle is priced at $7.99. They also have these at Amazon.com.

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Hazel Chua

About Hazel Chua

Hazel has a degree in Chemical Engineering, but has wanted to be a writer ever since she was a little girl. As luck and a whole lot of work would have it, Hazel got her cake and is eating it too: doing engineering stuff during the day, and blogging for various tech blogs during the night. She also established her own gadgetry blog recently, which you can check out at Gigadgetry.com.

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