Red shirts have the worst job in the Federation. They are always the ones going on away missions and never coming back. If something bad happens it usually happens to them. So let your dog chew on this Star Trek Red Shirt 12-Inch Dog Chew Toy.
This Even 12-Inch red shirt Dog Chew Toy is just waiting for your dog to chew him up and spit him out. It squeaks when bitten or pushed on its head, with a crinkle sound from its body. It features an embroidered face and insignia.
Your dog will love it. Only $14.99 from Entertainment Earth.