World’s Smallest Corkscrew

When you need to pop open a bottle of Corona, it’s easy to be prepared. Just about every Pocket Multitool has a bottle opener, plus they’re even built-in to Caps, Sunglasses, and iPhone Cases. But if wine is your drink of choice, those bottle openers […]

Sometimes when the world is getting you down and your stress levels are up, you just want to flip someone the bird. Give them a one finger salute. The Screw You Corkscrew does it for you, expressing how you feel and also helping you open […]

If you often have difficulties opening a corked wine bottle, don’t feel alone. It’s folks like you (and me) who inspire engineering marvels such as the screw cap and user-friendly wine gadgets like the Electric Blue Corkscrew. When it’s time to relax at the end of […]

The Day of the Dead is an annual Mexican holiday celebrated on November 1st where family and friends gather to remember loved ones that have died. However, you can celebrate it every day with a bottle of wine and this Day of the Dead Corkscrew. […]

A lot of people haven’t ever been to Paris, but most of them have already heard of the Eiffel tower. I mean, who hasn’t? It’s one of the most iconic structures in the world, with its image on cards, bags, clothes, towels, and even cufflinks. […]

The Unicorn Corkscrew, officially called the Screwnicorn, gives unicorns a new purpose in life.  Their lives had little meaning before this, the unicorns frolicked in the fields and occasionally impaled a villager, but they were very solitary creatures, climbing rainbows and sitting alone at hotel […]

GeekAlerts has shown you several ways to beat stress (Knuckle Pounder Meat Tenderizer, Stress Beater Brass Knuckles) with things that seem like they might be violent, but they really are just good old stress relievers.  The Knuckler Duster Corkscrew falls into that category.  Sure you […]

I don’t have to tell you how it is. You live in the real world like me. It’s a fact of life that those in power who control the banks and Wall Street will put the screws to the little guy. And they won’t even […]

Open your wine with a bullet. No, don’t shoot at it. Instead use this handy .50 Caliber Bullet Corkscrew. It’s a .50 caliber bullet with a corkscrew hidden inside. This gadget is made from military-grade full metal jacket ammunition. Trust a bullet to open your […]

GeekAlerts has shown you some pretty hot keychains, but none as hot as the Fire Stash Keyring.  This keyring actually has a refillable lighter stashed inside it.  Perfect for when your lost in the woods and you need to start a fire to survive; ok […]

Just because Movember has come and gone that doesn’t mean you can’t still enjoy a good Mustache. The Handlebar Mustache Wine Corkscrew and Bottle Opener is a great way to have some laughs with friends as you throwback a few beers or enjoy a nice […]

With legs like that you have some mighty fine DNA, so you might as well your genes on your stockings with these Helix Stockings. They are sexy and oh so geeky. These stockings are an off black color pair of silky sheer Hanes stockings. The […]