I have bad news for you, people. When the world falls to zombies, we’ll only have ourselves to blame, but the Only You Can Prevent the Zombie Apocalypse T-Shirt will remind us of something very important to make sure we don’t get too out of control with the whole undead-taking-over-the-world thing.
Once upon a time ago, Smokey the Bear used to remind us of our responsibility when it comes to forest fires. Since then, the lovable bear has been zombified but he’s still a wise, old bear… even if he is dead these days.
Maybe we can’t stop whatever causes the first dead body to rise up and look at us like an all-you-can-eat buffet, but we can keep the zombie population from growing. If your husband/wife/significant other is bitten by one of the undead, do what you have to do. If your kids have strange scratch marks, pale skin, and black ooze pouring from their mouths, the same goes for them as well. And if your in-laws show up to ride out the zombie apocalypse at your place…well, there’s no rule that says you have to let them in.
Keep the wise words of humanity’s salvation close to you with the Only You Can Prevent the Zombie Apocalypse T-Shirt for $17.99 – $18.99 at ThinkGeek.com.
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