Actually, you are Groot and you can control him with this cool Groot 4-Inch Wood Push Puppet with Silver Pot. It is designed like those vintage-style wood push puppets.
Just push the bottom to see Groot move in various directions, based on your touch! Make him dance all around. He stands 4 inches tall and features hand-painting along with some decal elements. Made from solid wood, just the way Groot likes it.
Only $8.99 from Entertainment Earth. You can pre-order it now for May.