Archer Talking Bottle Opener

Hopefully by now you’ve got a good idea of what to get your dad for Father’s Day. But if not, you can never go wrong with giving him a nice bottle opener. GeekAlerts has no shortage of unique bottle openers to show you, from Star […]

The complete title of this book was a bit too long for the page title. It is How to Archer: The Ultimate Guide to Espionage and Style and Women and Also Cocktails Ever Written. If you’ve seen the animated comedy TV series Archer on FX, […]

So you’ve already got several bottle openers. You probably don’t have one that looks like the Death Star, though. May the Star Wars Death Star Bottle Opener be with you. We give the Death Star major props for its sound architectural design. As demonstrated by the LEGO version […]

Fans of the FX animated comedy series Archer, know what the character by the same name is all about and what he means when he says, “Just the Tip.” 100% cotton and ready for action, this Archer Just The Tip T-Shirt is a great way […]

Lana. Lana! Lana! Laaana! If you’re a fan of the animated TV show Archer, you’ll want to check out these Archer and Lana Cardboard Stand-Ups. Life-sized and made of cardboard, these standees are the next best thing to actually having Lana Kane (Aisha Tyler) and […]

It’s a warm sunny day, you’re enjoying a nice BBQ with friends, and reaching for an ice cold bottle of beer. What could be better? But that’s when you realize you forgot to bring a bottle opener. You’re thirsty enough to bite the cap off, […]

At first glance, the Vampire Tooth Bottle Opener looks more like a paperweight with an edge. But really, it’s a bottle opener that you can use at your Halloween party this year to add a creepy and truly horrific feel to your party. And when […]

We have seen the design of this classic spaceship as a source of inspiration for a chandelier, a telephone and a putter. Soon you will also be able to get the U.S.S. Enterprise NCC-1701 as a cool looking bottle opener.

You’re watching the game and you get up to grab a beer. When you sit back down you realize that you forgot the bottle opener. It’s a common problem, but thankfully we now have a solution. No need to get up again. Just open that […]

This Archer DangerZone Cotton Towel will have you so in the danger zone that you will be lying in it. This Archer DangerZone Cotton Towel measures 60-inches long x 30-inches wide. It is made from 100% cotton. You are in the danger zone now. You […]

Keep this Denture Bottle Opener away from people with real dentures because they’ll probably end up with a not-so-pleasant surprise in their mouths if you don’t. It’s kind of like the Switch Pop Bottle Opener in the sense that it’s a bottle opener designed and […]

Some gadgets are fun, but others, like the Digital Travel Luggage Scale, are incredibly useful. The Progressive 6-in-1 Multi Opener is one of those gadgets that are very handy to have, even if they don’t look too exciting. With this kitchen tool you can easily […]