Why do people say they’re broken hearted when they go through a breakup, when it’s not the heart but the hypothalamus that regulates this stuff? After all, it’s in this part of the brain where romantic love feelings begin. But going along that notion, it probably wouldn’t do you any good to get a HeartPart Fork if you’ve just gone through a split yourself.
That’s because in order to use this handy utensil, you’ve got to break the heart into two first.
Okay, not really break, but separate the two parts anyway. That’s probably not something you’d like to do, especially if you (figuratively) feel your heart going through the exact same thing.
But hey, if you eat a lot on the go and are in the market for some new portable utensils, then these HeartPart Forks will be perfect for you. They’re available online from I Heart This for $8.95.