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Warning: this product is only for those aged 18 and above. Okay, so that wasn’t a really serious warning, although I doubt that you’d want your three-year-old son to ask what the pretty lady in the red bikini is doing on your dashboard. What lady, you ask? Well, that lady on the Dashboard Pole Dancer that [...]

Don’t get taken for a ride, but do take this Dashboard Zombie for a ride. It doesn’t matter if he’s fast or slow. He stays right on your dashboard, craving your brain at a safe distance. He has a spring-loaded neck and arms, so he can hobble and bobble in place. This 5-1/2″ figure stands [...]

Are you having a hard time getting up when the alarm clock sounds in the morning? Maybe the roaring sound of a V8 engine will help.

Do you sometimes feel a bit lonely when driving around in your car? Now you can let one of the Star Wars Talking Dashboard Statues ($10) keep you company. Choose between Darth Vader, Yoda and C-3PO.