Christmas is a great season for many reasons. You get to feast on delicious food, meet up with family and friends, get a couple of days off from work, and kiss people you’ve always wanted to kiss, thanks to mistletoe. However, it’s going to be creepy if you hang around under mistletoe all day, so why not just inject a bit of humor by sticking the Mistletoe-To-Go on your forehead and hurry on to the person you want to kiss.
The Mistletoe-To-Go has a suction cup at the end of the mistletoe so you can literally stick it anywhere you want to.
Are you tired of watching other guys (or gals) get all the action at Christmas parties? We’ve got your fix! It’s an attractive arrangement of faux mistletoe attached to a suction cup. When you affix the suction cup to your forehead, the mistletoe is perfectly positioned to dangle above your head. As you roam the room, members of the opposite sex will have no choice but to give you a holiday kiss. They have to do it… it says so in the Bible! * Get your breath mints out, slick back your hair, and prepare your lips for some yuletide puckerin’.
The Mistletoe-To-Go is available from Stupid.com for $10.79.