So you have a cat in a box. Schrödinger’s Cat to be precise. And you are looking for a way to make quick yes or no decisions. Just ask the cat. It’s like a magic 8 ball, but much cooler. The Schrödinger’s Cat Executive Decision Maker will handle all of your important questions.
Just slide the door open and Slide open the door. At this point, the cat in caught in a netherworld of life and death right before your eyes. It’s state of being will solidify one way or the other and you will have your answer.
When decisions need to be made, sometimes there isn’t a right choice. Drink coffee or tea? Hire Bob or Bob? Order pizza or Chinese? In the long run, these things don’t matter. Give up your free will to the Schrödinger’s Cat Executive Decision Maker.
Poor trapped cat, but it’s good for you since it is now your personal oracle. It’s a lot of fun for $29.99 from Thinkgeek.