The Interactive Periodic Table of Swearing is for serious swearing enthusiasts only. And it will cost you a %$&%$#-load of money. It’s basically a fully interactive periodic table of bad words.
Just press one of the 103 brightly coloured buttons and you’ll hear a voice saying profanities, insults and curses. Get your swear on whenever you &$#% feel like it *&^%$#.
This laser-cut MDF Periodic Table contains more than 300ft of cabling and 300 soldered joints. The curses are arranged with heavy metals on the left for the worst words, while the lighter gases on the right are milder. Anything goes at the bottom. £50,000($77,000/€59500) from Firebox.