We all need a little help opening bottles from time to time, but have you ever considered enlisting the help of a moose? The Moose Head Bottle Opener will handle it for you. Aside from looking like a silly mounted head, this guy makes quick […]
If for some reason you’d like to freak people out and make your pretty (or handsome) face look freakishly ugly, then you’ve got to get a couple of these Weird Lips Sippin Straws.
What’s something that’s so sticky and sweet yet sour that kids (and some adults) alike just can’t stop licking? Why, it’s none other than the Sticky Licky Candy that comes packaged in a tube of awesome goodness. Give your kids a tube of the Sticky […]
Scabs and scrapes and wounds can look pretty gross to begin with, but if they aren’t gross enough for you, you might want to try these fun Scabs Bandages. They are gross, but it’s all in the name of fun. All of the bandages are […]
Do you feel like you’re just flushing money away every time you take your girl or kids out shopping? Or rather, is that what you feel like you’re doing to your life partner every time you break the bank to buy something that you want, […]
If the Giant Baby Jelly Mold is something you’d sink your teeth into, maybe some fresh-baked cookies shaped by the Fetus Cookie Cutter is right up your…uterus? A fetus-shaped sugar cookie doesn’t quite blend in with the usual cutesy sugar cookies we’re used to seeing. You know, the pretty sugar […]
A lot of us geeks apparently like hot and spicy almost as much as we like Bacon, enjoying things like the Worlds Hottest Pepper, Spicy Watermelon Candy, and the Chili Pepper Flash Drive. Now you can add Ass Kickin’ Habanero Popcorn to your list of […]
I recently saw Katy Perry’s music video to her song E.T., which was a collaborating between her and Kanye West. Can I just say she looked totally smokin’ in a weird, alien sort of way? That kind of got me thinking a lot about all […]
Yum. Ice cream. But it can get messy. On a hot day, it can melt too fast and get all over your clothes unless you lick it super fast. If only we had some kind of gadget to help. Behold the Motorized Ice Cream Cone.
Media paints the portrait of a beautiful woman as someone who’s, well, gifted in the chest area. If you weren’t born with naturally huge appendages, then the Beach Ball Bikini Top might help you get closer to your desired cup size without having to take any […]
Getting annoyed at people using your bathroom and not replacing the toilet paper when they finish the whole roll? Getting grossed out by guests and friends asking to use your toilet and not flushing when they’re done? Then let them know what you feel and […]
Valentine’s day is still far away. But already, you’re finding those lonely nights hard to keep at bay. Things get especially sad when you’re lying in your bed on a cold and rainy night, without the arms of the man of your life around you […]
You’re using the Mustache Baking Mold to shape your gelatinous and cookie dough into mustaches. The Giant Mustache Magnet is stuck on your refrigerator door holding this week’s grocery list. If you’re still hooked on the mustache craze, then this Mustache Egg Fryer will go […]
Introducing the World’s smallest clothes iron. When you burn your favorite tiny shirt, you’ll want to play the world’s smallest violin too. I know it seems silly, but this product actually seems pretty useful.
If you like a good practical joke and want to make sure that no one ever uses the bathroom in your home again, then the Prank Shark Toilet Topper is for you. You may even want to go the extra mile and play the Jaws […]
Any fan of The Simpsons knows of Duff Beer. While you can’t pop in to Moe’s Tavern for a cold Duff, visit the Duff Gardens amusement park, or watch Duffman push the beverage at a ballgame, you can enjoy a tasty Duff Energy Drink. Although […]
Does your car have a name? Do you treat it like you would treat one of your children? Do you make sure to give it a good, old thorough wash every week and check the engine when you need to? Then you might want to […]