Design

Vampirella Premium Format Figure

July 22, 2014 Marty Shaw 0

The sexiest vampire that walks beneath the night sky is once again ready to come home with you, in the form of the Vampirella Premium Format Figure. Just don’t forget to invite her inside. This highly-detailed statue, designed by renowned pinup artist Stanley Lau AKA […]

Style

Sexy Dinosaur Costume

July 12, 2014 Marty Shaw 0

Rawr! It’s time to get Jurassic with the Sexy Dinosaur Costume, proving that even big lizards can look… ummm… sexy? Okay, I’m not sure ‘sexy’ is actually the first word that springs to mind, but this metallic halter mini dress (with attached spiked tail) is […]

Little Minxies Sinful Suzi
Design

Little Minxies Sinful Suzi Statue

July 20, 2013 Marty Shaw 0

Fans of devilishly sexy pin-ups and comic book artist Joseph Michael Linsner will want to get their hands on the titillating Little Minxies Sinful Suzi Statue, which brings one of Linsner’s artistic creations to curvy 3D life. In addition to working on comic books like […]

Design

Sexy Lady Shot Glass

June 12, 2013 Conner Flynn 0

Whose that sexy lady? She’s your drink. This Sexy Lady Shot Glass adds some curves to your beverage, making it pleasant to look at before you drink it all up. This glass is handmade from lightweight and durable borosilicate glass. The double walled structure separates […]

X-Men Mystique Pin-Up T-Shirt
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X-Men Mystique Pin-Up T-Shirt

February 12, 2013 Marty Shaw 0

The shape-shifting, blue-skinned mutant known as Mystique is the pure definition of femme fatale, making the X-Men Mystique Pin-Up T-Shirt the safest and wisest way to admire the deadly beauty. Sometimes she works with the heroes, and sometimes she works with the villains, but Mystique […]

You Star Naughty Novel
Books

Personalized Naughty Novel

February 9, 2013 Marty Shaw 1

The ladies love their erotic fiction, getting all hot under the collar as they imagine themselves in the arms of Christian Grey from “50 Shades of Grey,” but what if you could be the object of that desire? With a Personalized Naughty Novel, you can […]

Books

Nifty Shades of Play

February 2, 2013 James Kelly 0

So now that you’ve read Fifty Shades of Grey, it’s about time you take action. The novelty Nifty Shades of Play is for adults looking to enjoy a little something extra this Valentine’s Day. The book includes 50 pages of “down and dirty” games and […]

Sexy Legend of Zelda Link Costume
Style

Sexy Legend of Zelda Link Costume

October 24, 2012 James Scott 3

Just because a costume is video game inspired, doesn’t mean it needs to be the slightest bit dorky. For example, the Super Mario Latex Costume, Nintendo Gameboy Dress, and these Sexy Costumes are 100% hot. Another amazing choice is this Sexy Legend of Zelda Link […]

Mileena Mortal Kombat Costume
Style

Sexy Ladies Halloween Party Costumes

October 3, 2012 James Kelly 2

Last Halloween GeekAlerts introduced you to 12 Super Sexy Halloween Costumes, many of which are still available this year, so we thought we would show you a few more for your upcoming Halloween parties. The Sexy Ladies Halloween Party Costumes are sure to be a […]

Gamer Dress
Style

Nintendo Gameboy Dress

September 23, 2012 Patra Beaulieu 2

One of the hottest dresses ever featured on GeekAlerts was the Strapless Nintendo Dress. The first version was made of jersey knit cotton and felt, and then the designer came out with a slinkier, darker gray version made of even stretchier material. Now there’s a […]

Design

Kimba the Witch Bubble Bubble Model Kit

September 7, 2012 Marty Shaw 2

Bubble, bubble, toil and trouble. There’s a lot of sexy trouble in store for the owner of the Kimba the Witch Bubble Bubble Model Kit as the sexy spellcaster reveals that a witch’s cauldron is used for more than mixing potions. Halloween is right around […]

Tardis Police Box Dress
Style

Police Box Dress

August 31, 2012 Ryan Cooper 1

You don’t have to be British to recognize a police box, as any Doctor Who fan knows the TARDIS is in the shape of a London police box from the 1960s. I guess BlackMilk Clothing didn’t have the licensing to call this a Dr. Who […]

Retro Gamer Tetris Swimsuit
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Retro Gamer Tetris Swimsuit

April 27, 2012 Ryan Cooper 0

Just the other day BlackMilk came out with a new collection of products including an awesome Cathedral Dress. Another cool new product was this Retro Gamer Tetris Swimsuit. It may look familiar to GeekAlerts Readers, because it is based on those Retro Gamer Leggings we […]

Black Milk Cathedral Dress
Style

Cathedral Dress and Cathedral Leggings

April 25, 2012 Ryan Cooper 1

You may remember Black Milk Clothing for their cool Tetris Leggings or the freaky Muscle Leggings. Just a few hours ago they released their newest collection, Hot Little Bosses 2, which includes some awesome new products. Most eye catching was this amazing Cathedral Dress and the […]

Harley-Davidson Babe Wash Tin Sign
Design

Harley-Davidson Babe Wash Tin Sign

April 20, 2012 Marty Shaw 1

Harley-Davidson and sexy women go together like peanut butter and jelly, and the Harley-Davidson Babe Wash Tin Sign lets you celebrate that eye-pleasing combination in classic, retro style. Manufactured by Ande Rooney, Inc under license from Harley-Davidson Motor Company, this sweet reproduction is a cool […]

Lady Death Premium Format Figure
Design

Lady Death Premium Format Figure

April 17, 2012 Marty Shaw 0

Is death coming for you? You’ll hope the answer is yes if she looks like the Lady Death Premium Format Figure. Comic geeks know Lady Death started out as little more than eye candy for readers of the Evil Ernie comic books, the dark seductress […]

Sexy Robot 001 in Pink Bathing Suit
Design

Sexy Robot 001 in Pink Bathing Suit

March 6, 2012 Marty Shaw 1

Need something a little different to lust over? Sexy Robot 001 in Pink Bathing Suit has you covered with lots of visible silver goodness, and you don’t have to worry about your significant other getting jealous because – well, because the Sexy Robot isn’t real. […]

Sexy Stackers Game
Toys

Sexy Stackers Game

January 25, 2012 Patra Beaulieu 0

We’ve brought you Donkey Kong Collector’s Edition Jenga and the Nightmare Before Christmas Collector’s Edition Jenga. Though Mario scaling the tower to save Pauline from DK is sweet, and Jack Skelly’s love affair with Sally is hard to beat, the said Jenga games are definitely clean games the whole family can play. But here’s the Sexy […]

Siren Gem Tron Legacy Costume
Style

Siren Gem Tron Legacy Costume

January 25, 2012 Ryan Cooper 0

We’ve seen some sexy geek-approve outfits before, such as the Latex Super Mario Costume, Nintendo Gameboy Dress, and the Zombie Lingerie. Now comes the Siren Gem Tron Legacy Costume. This custom made costume is sure to please your geeky guy as a Valentine’s Day surprise […]

Zombie Chomper Bra And Hot Pants Set
Style

Zombie Chomper Bra And Hot Pants Lingerie

December 29, 2011 James Kelly 1

You’ve seen and heard of the regular fetishes: Foot, Leather, Shoes, Hair, etc. And I’m sure some of you are still making good use of those 12 Super Sexy Halloween Costumes even though the time for trick or treating has come and gone. And what […]