This Star Wars Darth Vader Contemplating Mighty Wallet will carry your money and cards in style. It has a great image of Darth Vader as if in contemplation.
The Darth Vader Mighty Wallet is tear-resistant, water-resistant, expandable and recyclable. It is made from Tyvek and resists tearing because of thousands of interlocking plastic fibers spun in random patterns. If Vader saw it, he would be very impressed.
Only $12.99 from Entertainment Earth. Vader will keep your money safe.