This Star Trek Enterprise NCC-1701 Talking Bottle Opener is just plain awesome. Just like in the show, the saucer section separates so that you can open your bottles with ease.
Plus, it talks! The Saucer section of the ship detaches from the base. And it makes noise. What could be better? It makes the following noises: Enterprise Doors Opening / Closing, Red Alert Klaxon and the Warp Sound. Picard would be thrilled to have this in his ready room and now you can have one in yours.
It is $26.99 from Entertainment Earth.