This Skyrim Electronic Dragon Shout Hoodie is awesome. Perfect for a night out on the town or for an intense gaming session playing Skyrim. That’s right, now you can dress like a Dovahkiin and give a shout or two. or twenty.
It’s warm, it’s stylish, but best of all you get all 20 Dragon Shouts. Perfect for any occasion really. This hoodie is 100% cotton and the face mask hood even has horns. The awesomeness is off the charts with this one.
Product Specifications
- 100% cotton hoodie to protect you against the harsh Skyrim environment
- Iron helmet face mask hood, includes horns
- Electronic dragon shouts from powerful built-in speaker
- Features all 20 shouts available to the Dragonborn
- Dragon souls not required to unlock shouts
- Batteries: 4 AAAA (not included)
- Washing Instructions:
- Unplug battery pack with remote from cable and remove.
- Peel Velcro-backed speaker from shirt, pull out cable, and remove.
- Hand Wash or machine wash cold on gentle cycle
- Hang dry or tumble dry low
This is a steal at $89.99 from Thinkgeek. Shout and let it all out my friends. Then cry when you realize that this is just an April Fools joke.
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