This Skyrim Electronic Dragon Shout Hoodie is awesome. Perfect for a night out on the town or for an intense gaming session playing Skyrim. That’s right, now you can dress like a Dovahkiin and give a shout or two. or twenty.
It’s warm, it’s stylish, but best of all you get all 20 Dragon Shouts. Perfect for any occasion really. This hoodie is 100% cotton and the face mask hood even has horns. The awesomeness is off the charts with this one.
- 100% cotton hoodie to protect you against the harsh Skyrim environment
- Iron helmet face mask hood, includes horns
- Electronic dragon shouts from powerful built-in speaker
- Features all 20 shouts available to the Dragonborn
- Dragon souls not required to unlock shouts
- Batteries: 4 AAAA (not included)
- Washing Instructions:
- Unplug battery pack with remote from cable and remove.
- Peel Velcro-backed speaker from shirt, pull out cable, and remove.
- Hand Wash or machine wash cold on gentle cycle
- Hang dry or tumble dry low
This is a steal at $89.99 from Thinkgeek. Shout and let it all out my friends. Then cry when you realize that this is just an April Fools joke.
if enough people vote it into existence, it will exist.