You can’t beat the secret powers that rule the world, so you might as well join them and pretend you are one of them. You can do that by using this Illuminati Air Freshener in your car.
This 3″ tall air freshener features the logo of the Illuminati. Other drivers will fear and be in awe of you. Plus it will make your car smell like a powerful secret society.
Hopefully it won’t attract the attention of the real illuminati. This fun air freshener is only $3.50 from McPhee.com and $3.71 at Amazon.com.