You won’t have to worry about your calm being damaged when you’re wearing the Firefly Jayne Rainmaker Shirt, but you might have people mistake you for the hero of Canton.
This 100% Polyester ClimaCool Mesh shirt (the same material used by the National Basketball League) features Jayne’s name and his eye-catching orange laplander hat, complete with little poof, on the front, while the back features the name of the ship and Jayne’s… uhhh…. rank of Mercenary. Can Mercenary be considered rank? I suppose it doesn’t matter. Jayne doesn’t care, as long as he gets paid.
The Firefly Jayne Rainmaker Shirt is available for $56.01 at Living Dead.