If you want everyone to hail the chief whenever you walk into the room, try these Enamel United States USA Presidential Seal Cufflinks.
Sure, they won’t make you the President for real, but at least you will feel important. And hey, you have the cufflinks for your credentials. That might be a good or a bad thing depending on what others think of the President.
This pair is only $34.99 from Amazon.com. You better get yourself an Air Force One as well.