Come to the Dark Side because we have cookies, and they’re kept in the Darth Vader Cookie Jar, fighting off your noble efforts of dieting with the awesome might of the Force.
This officially-licensed cookie jar looks just like the Dark Lord of the Sith’s helmet, except it doesn’t have an old, decrepit-looking Anakin Skywalker inside it. It’s also air-tight because stale cookies can make people grumpy and nobody wants a Jedi seduced by the Dark Side to be grumpy. Unfortunately, there’s no raspy breathing because nothing would beat munching on cookies while listening to Vader breathe.
The Darth Vader Cookie Jar is available for $56.49 at Firebox.