Some people are welcome in your home, but some aren’t. If you’re constantly being pestered by the latter group, then you could just get the Go Away Doormat and maybe they’ll take a hint. But if you’ve got visitors coming from both groups, then you might want to consider putting out the Come In, Go Away Doormat instead.
You see, the Come In, Go Away Doormat is actually an ambigram. From one point of view, it reads “Come in.” Turn it upside down and you’ll be able to read off “Go Away” on the mat. It’s perfect for welcoming guests and telling unwelcome visitors what you can’t really say out loud.
The Come In, Go Away Doormat is available from Uncommon Goods for $38.