Yoshi Nintendo Dog Costume
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Yoshi Nintendo Dog Costume

Dogs will do anything for a sweet or meaty treat. If that means getting dressed up for Halloween and going door-to-door for some free goodies, by golly they’re going to do it. Like kids, Rufus wants to dress in a character costumes. None of that generic witches and […]

Electronic Guitar Bag
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Electronic Rock Guitar Bag

While you can wear your musical instrument with items like the Electronic Guitar Shirt, Drum Kit Shirt, and Synthesizer Shirt, you can’t wear the same t-shirt everyday without people commenting on your hygiene, or lack thereof. With the Electronic Rock Guitar Bag, you can have […]

SOLE SOX
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Sole Sox

At first glance, the Sole Sox might seem like novelty socks that give you (fake) temporary X-ray vision by showing you the bones and muscles beneath the skin on your calves and feet. But take a closer look and you’ll see that it’s more than […]

Steampunk Wrist Monocular
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Steampunk Wrist Monocular

There’s just something about steampunk that just totally grabs my eye. Maybe it’s the cool, offbeat designs, or the out-of-this-world way they portray seemingly ordinary objects. I mean, just take a look at this Steampunk Robot and the Gears of Time Wall Clock. And there’s […]

Silk Specter Costume
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Silk Specter Costume

Girl geeks dressing up as Wonder Woman, Catwoman, She-Ra or Supergirl won’t likely win the costume contest this Halloween, because those superhero costumes (fabulous as they are) have already been there done that. However, if you show up as Specter from Watchmen in this Silk Specter Costume, […]

FRENCH FRY LIP BALM
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French Fry Lip Balm

GeekAlerts has shown you Spam Lip Glaze and Soda Flavored Lip Balms in the past; so you had to know something new was coming.  Treat your lips to the salty goodness of your favorite golden arches treat with the French Fry Lip Balm.  This lip […]

Ew Hand Sanitizer
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Ew Hand Sanitizer

Gross. Yucky. Ew. Yep, that sums up germs. You’ll want a good hand sanitizer if you are worried about cleanliness. Ew Hand Sanitizer to the rescue. After all, everything that you touch is full of germs, whether it’s your computer, door knobs, even your own […]

German Oktoberfest Apron
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German Oktoberfest Apron

Oktoberfest. What a magical time. Drinking beer in lederhosen, singing songs and dancing with buxom Frauleins. But not all of us can attend an authentic German Oktoberfest, let alone a knockoff at the local pub. The German Oktoberfest Apron will at least make you feel […]

iMusic Speaker Hat
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iMusic Speaker Hat

If you can’t live without your music, then you’d probably want to consider getting one of these iMusic Speaker Hats. Winter is going to be coming in a few months, and no one wants to have frozen ears just because they’re listening to the latest […]

Pickle Adhesive Bandages
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Pickle Adhesive Bandages

Did you know that pickles can help to heal cuts and scrapes? It must be something special about pickle juice. Or maybe the soil that they are grown in. Nope, it’s just that Pickle Adhesive Bandages will cover your wounds and help you heal faster.

Scabs Bandages
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Scabs Bandages

Scabs and scrapes and wounds can look pretty gross to begin with, but if they aren’t gross enough for you, you might want to try these fun Scabs Bandages. They are gross, but it’s all in the name of fun. All of the bandages are […]

Butcher's Apron
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Butcher’s Apron

Here is a good item for a practical joke that is also practical. Invite your friends to dinner and when they arrive, greet them while wearing the Butcher’s Apron. They will think you killed the meal yourself. Chances are they will freak out and leave, […]

Dirt Cologne
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Dirt Cologne

Are you a tough guy; or just someone who wants to maintain that sort of image? Do you want to smell like you’ve been out rolling in the yard or at your workshop all day? If so, then a few spritzes of the Dirt Cologne […]