The Bottle Ninja Bottle Opener will let you open your beer like a true Ninja. Just sneak up to your bottle and in a flash, you can pop off that cap.
It is stealthy and swift and you can be back under the cover of darkness before the cap hits the floor. Years of training and experience not required. It is made of stainless steel and silicone. It measures about 6.5 inches long x 1.5 inches wide.
Only $11.99 from Perpetual Kid. It makes a cool gift.