The Beardski makes you look wise beyond your years and is part insulating ski mask, part fake beard. Hopefully you won’t be mistaken for a Yeti. The best part is, you didn’t have to take years growing all that beard hair.
Since you look older, you look wiser, so everyone will think you are an experienced ski guru. It will also help shield you from the cold. But the goggles are not included.
Go for it Gandolf, pre-order one today from Firebox for £24.99($39/€30). It is instant aging and protection from the elements.