Prepare to win all the ugly sweater contests with the awesomeness that is the A Christmas Story Ugly Sweater. I’ll give you a moment to recover from the sight.
You’ve seen plenty of ugly sweaters, ranging from the Friday the 13th 8-Bit Glow-in-the Dark Knit Sweater to the Zombie Santa Claus Christmas Pullover Sweater, but nothing could prepare you for this beauty. The leg is 3D, the lampshade is real, and it even lights up. Wear it yourself or wrap it and give it as a present to somebody special in your life… if you want them to leave you.
The A Christmas Story Ugly Sweater is available for $75 at UglySweaterStore’s Etsy store.