I’ve searched far and wide for a sign and patience has paid off because the Stabby the Unicorn T-Shirt has finally revealed my spirit animal to me.
If you think of yourself as a regal and fantastical unicorn, but you also have a temper and don’t really like people, this 100% cotton tee is the shirt you need. It’s available in sizes ranging from S to 3XL. Sadly, the artist isn’t mentioned on the site so I’m unable to give credit to this mad genius.
The Stabby the Unicorn T-Shirt is available for $21 at TeeTurtle.