The Fifty Shades of Grey Bear will see you now. Oh yes! Even the lovable and formerly innocent teddy bear has been swept up into the madness of Fifty Shades of Grey. It’s probably safe to say that Fifty Shades is dominating everything… and nobody knows what the safe word is.
Handmade in Vermont, USA, and specially designed for fans of Christian Grey and Anastasia Steele, this masterful 15-inch-tall bear is decked out in a suit and satin tie, and he even has a mask and a pair of mini-handcuffs… because the Red Room isn’t complete without mini-handcuffs. Of course, he also has smoldering grey eyes, because nothing makes a woman’s inner goddess submit quicker than smoldering eyes.
The Fifty Shades of Grey Bear is available for $89.99 at VermontTeddyBear.com.
(via Topless Robot)