
Douchebag Gum
This Douchebag Gum is the gum of choice for douchebags. If you know a d-bag or are one, freshen up with this unique gum, made just for that type. It is fresh and minty and dbags will recognize their own brand of gum by the […]
This Douchebag Gum is the gum of choice for douchebags. If you know a d-bag or are one, freshen up with this unique gum, made just for that type. It is fresh and minty and dbags will recognize their own brand of gum by the […]
Shakespeare fans now have a candy just for them. This Shakespearean Insult Gum is perfect. You get some good candy and some genuine Shakespearean insults. This insult Gum looks like a miniature collection of Shakespearean masterpieces. And each 1-inch tall box contains two fruit-flavored gum […]
Winning most games only earns you a high score and bragging rights. With the Gumball Pinball Machine, you are actually rewarded for winning with gumballs! This pinball machine comes with 850 1″ multi-colored gumballs that you load into an attractive display box at the top […]
Unicorns might be mythical and magical but they still have to go #2 every now and then, and that magical moment has been captured with Unicorn Poop Bubble Gum. There are all kinds of poop-themed goodies out there, like the Pooping Polar Bear Candy Dispenser […]
Remember those tiny little meals people used to eat out of tin foil trays? The TV Dinner Gumballs let you relive those nostalgic times, and you don’t even have to heat them up in the oven. Yes, I said oven because these less-than-gourmet treats were […]
You don’t have to be a rocket scientist, mathematician, or neurosurgeon to know that bacon is one of the finest foods man will ever taste. It’s so complex, and it’s hard to explain why pig fat and sodium nitrate can yield something so magical. For the bacoholic you […]
Do you know someone that enjoys meat a little more than they should? Sure it tastes great, but do you always have to have it in your mouth? Well, for the man or woman that perpetually craves meat, the Meatball Bubble Gum might help you […]
Create your own chewing gum from scratch using the Make Your Own Chewing Gum Kit. Prepare the gum base by heating it, and then mix in the sugar and flavorings. With this kit you make your gum from natural chicle, the sap of the Sapodilla […]
Anyone who owns a cat knows that cats cough up hairballs all of the time. I think it’s because they lick their fur all of the time, not because they are trying to be rude. Well, now is your chance to find out how your […]
There aren’t that many old fashioned gas pumps still up and running now that we all pump and go with our chip-embedded credit and debit cards or with PayPass. But you’ve gotta admit that the old ones have this nostalgic charm about them. It makes you […]
So you’re back at work after a long evening of partying and great food. You just can’t get the taste of roast beef out of your mouth; heck, you even wish you brought home some of those leftovers with you. Well, now you can actually […]
In the mood for some franks and beans? Well, the ones you’ll find inside this tin of Franks & Beans Bubble Gum isn’t exactly like the real thing, although they look like it. Just make sure you don’t accidentally bring along this can with you […]
I have a confession. I love cocktail wienies in a can, and I’m sure many of you feel the same. Bring on the nitrates, mystery meat, and sodium all packaged in an aluminum can! Sadly, I can’t bring myself to buy a can anymore. Blame […]
I can’t wait for Thanksgiving so I can stuff myself with all of that good food. But if you want all of the taste of Thanksgiving, no matter what the date, and none of the actual food, then try these Thanksgiving Gumballs. Think of it […]
If you know a chain smoker and want him (or her) to quit or at least start rethinking his (or her) lifestyle choices, then all you will need are these Gum Cigarettes and a willing minor, preferable his (or her) child, to play along. The […]
Now here’s some gum served up with a twist. Have you ever had the urge to throw an insult or ridicule somebody while you’re chewing gum? Do you like Shakespeare and have a passion to quote him, especially in times of boredom? Then what you […]
To have a taste of the fabled spirit absinthe, popular in some European countries, you don’t have to search far. Absinthe Gumballs are available for your chewing pleasure, minus the liver damage.
If you enjoy playing Foosball, I bet that you’ve never seen a table like this one. The Only Gumball Foosball is aptly named since it’s the only one that is played using gumballs. When you score a goal, a gumball drops to that side of […]
Do you have a teacher in your family? Or maybe someone that works at a school building? If so, they will really appreciate and laugh at the Stuck Up Magnets. These magnets resemble used chewing gum that one usually finds stuck under a desk, table […]
Kids love both gum and and toy guns, so when you combine both into a fun new toy you have a winner. The Bubble Blaster Gumball Filled Squirt Gun should give them hours of fun between all of the chewing and shooting.
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