Are your Spidey senses tingling yet? They should be, because these Marvel Comics Bathrobes are amazing. They come in Spider-Man and Venom versions.
These bathrobes look soft because they are. They are made of super-soft 100% cotton terry cloth and they have a sash so that you can keep it all closed up and avoid any embarrassing situations. They measure 46 inches from shoulder to hem and can handle up to a 50 inch waist. You know, in case you were bitten by a really large spider.
These are officially licensed by Marvel Comics. Only $69.99 from Thinkgeek.