This Ghostbusters Happy Stay Puft Marshmallow Man Metal Bottle Opener will help you open that beverage super fast. And he is happy to do it. Look at that happy face.
It will magnetically stick to your refrigerator door when not in use. He promises to not grow massive and terrorize your city, but he will live large in your heart every time you use him to open a beer.
Only $16.99 from Entertainment Earth.